dickmeister

The act of rubbing YOUR MALE genitles on someone elses property for your own enjoyment or revenge.

Bob remembers that Steve made a joke about him the other day and sees Steve has a bottle of pop and Dickmeister's the pop (Steve takes a drink) (Bob laughs and yells out Dickmeister!)

by Brett Shaefer June 11, 2008

dickblister

Do you remember the 2000's, when EVERYONE said "douchebag?"

This decade, these same douchebag people will be called "dickblisters."

John Mayer is, despite his best efforts, ultimately a dickblister.

by gabe3 December 10, 2009

Dickfist

Noun
1. An exaggerated expression for describing male genitalia.
Verb
1. The act of applying (with force usually) one's dickfist onto another.

Tachus said that he's gonna dickfist you if you don't follow his orders!

by Aryolo July 27, 2008

Dickfisher

Female Version.
A girl who is on the prowl and looking for some action. Though she comes on strong, the night may or may not culminate in rowdy sex- depends on how much of a tease she is.

Also a verb expressing the actions of a Dickfisher.

noun.

Emily: After a few drinks Eliza turns into a straight up dickfisher.
Emma: I know! She is probably the horniest drunk I know.

Verb.
"Look at that girl rubbin' up on Jason. That is some prime dickfishin' if i've ever seen it."

by Ick-Tik December 29, 2009

dickfinger

a multi-use word describing the act of, or result of, screwing up.

I would ask Jim to help me out with this definition but I know he'd just dickfinger it up.

by Dale W Norris Jr August 29, 2005

dicksitter

someone or something that engages in the act of sitting on a dick

someone who engages in the act of sitting for a dick and or watching after a dick

Janie loves the cock. She is the biggest dicksitter in our junior high.

Penelope can you be my dicksitter for the night.

by Drew and Brock July 27, 2006

Dickzaster

When you show up to a party and it's nothing but gay dudes.

Hey lets go to franks party. Nah I heard it's a dickzaster

by Mr.Scruff2341 October 19, 2011