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Dead Dick Syndrome

A medical condition where one is unable to get a hard on. It is sometimes known as ED or Dead Dick Syndrome aka DDS. Usually treated with Viagra or Cialis.
My doctor says I have Dead Dick Syndrome. He gave me some Viagra.
by arelpee June 7, 2009
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limp dick syndrome

Not having the ability to either erect or utilise ones penis to penetrate the accompanying private parts of the opposite sex.
John: "Dude did Jimmy hit that fine ass broad last night?"
James: "No dude, he's Jimmys got that limp dick syndrome"
by Tony Titan March 18, 2014
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Wet Dick Syndrome

The disease which afflicts those that receive an inordinate amount of felatio on a regular basis. Symptoms include rash, raw skin, sweaty guilt-ridden stench, constantly soiled or stained pants/undergarments, muscle fatigue, and general uncomfortablility in the pelvic region.
Man, my girlfriend is a real sex maniac, I've had Wet Dick Syndrome for a solid two weeks now!
by DoctorB January 4, 2015
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baby dick syndrome

It's when you are being a wussy about something or a cry baby. Also it simply means you have a baby dick.
Dakota was complaining about pain in his groin area so nasboss told him that he's being a baby dick and that he could also be suffering front baby dick syndrome!
by nasboss August 27, 2014
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Massive dick syndrome

A person with a massive dick for example dugdimmadomedimsdale
Aww man he got a massive dick #kony2012 thats massive dick syndrome
by Bigmandug April 16, 2021
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Dry Dick Syndrome

1. A young male experiencing a prolonged dry spell with regards to sexual activity is said to be suffering from this syndrome.

2. The literal terminology for a penis which is flaking in a fashion similar to common eczema or dandruff.

Sometimes referred to as DDS.
- How are you Jamie?
- Not bad, just got a bit of Dry Dick Syndrome at the moment.
- As usual then.

- Errr, what's wrong with your cock, Smithy?!
- DDS. I've got some cream for it though.
by Dr DDS December 19, 2010
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Fearful Dick Syndrome

When a girl is afraid to suck, jerk, or touch dick. This is more in depth than a prude because people with Fearful Dick Syndrome (FDS) will hook up and do everything except things that involve dicks.
Nick hooked up with Catherine last night. She didn't give him dome because of her Fearful Dick Syndrome so he stop talking to her for the rest of the year.
by mSmSbMlO March 4, 2010
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