Diarrheading

When you have a horrible case of diarrhoea but you just can't put down the latest hunger games book, so you try to read while your insides splurge out of you, usually getting large amounts of excrement on the book in the process.

Man 1: Hey man, you sounded pretty sick last night.
Man 2: Yeah, but I managed to do some Diarrheading.
Man 1: Which book?
Man 2: The first Twilight book.
Man 1: Oh, good thinking. That book is already full of shit, a little more wouldn't change it.

by DiarrheadingBitch December 23, 2019

Diarrheaing

Another way to say pooping

Person 1: What was she doing?
Person 2: She was diarrheaing.

by Audreyorganics October 16, 2021

diarrheatarded

an offensive term for those times when you have the shits so fuckin bad you shit your fuckin brains out and get all stupid and shit.

"Look guys, Grampa just ran out into the street with shit stains down his legs hollaring about how stoopid he is! I think he's totally diarrheatarded at this point lol"

"Look guys, Grampa just ran out into the street with shit stains down his legs hollaring about how stoopid he is! I think he's totally diarrheatarded at this point lol"

by pissant bulge March 21, 2023

Diarrheicle

Characterizing the distressing and urgent situation where one experiences the sudden and overwhelming need to have diarrhea while in a vehicle, typically triggered by consuming certain foods, such as a particularly greasy or spicy meal. The term combines “diarrhea” and “vehicle” to describe the unfortunate circumstance of being trapped in transit with an urgent gastrointestinal emergency.

The spicy hibachi dinner left Big Ben diarrheicle on his commute home (he didn’t make it).

by djXian August 10, 2024

Verbal Diarrheaist

An individual that talks too much shit or when he or she speaks, she is full of shit!

The 45th President of the United States is a verbal diarrheaist for his gaslighting and manipulation speeches.

by Creativelingo January 18, 2021