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detective pikachu

A Pokémon movie that’s way better than it deserved to be
Wanna come and watch Detective Pikachu with me tomorrow?
by GoodDoggo5555 May 9, 2019
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Gaydar detector

A gaydar is well known as a sence that makes a person able to single out a homosexual in a crowd.

A gaydar detector is a piece of machinary that singles out the person able to spot homosexuals in a crowd.

The form and color of the machinary varies from brand to brand.
Person 1: Hey you see that guy over there?
Person 2: ...yeah?
Person 1: Look at my Gaydar detector
Person 2: The needle is totally pointing towards him!
by Rollo Mungo November 30, 2009
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Detention

Surprising better than school.
Person 1: dude I got detention during math
Person 2: lucky!
Person 1: yeah man he fell asleep and I went to meet up with Lexi.
Person 2: *slightly drools*
by Badassbitch696969 July 1, 2018
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detention

A place where you get sent when a teacher notices something bad or inappropriated. The best way to get one is to chew gum.
Kyle: Yo David. I just got a detention from Miss Hoffman for chewing gum. So I gave her the finger and got another one.

David: For real? I just chewed 36 pieces of gum in history class and didn't get a detention. I kickass.

Miss Hoffman: Who just said kickass?

David: I did.

Miss Hoffman: That's a detention.

Kyle: Haha. Sucks for you.
by Matt. H. April 18, 2005
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Facebook Detective

A name to call yourself instead of saying you are stalking someone on facebook.
Person 1: Dude, you're facebook stalking her!

Person 2: No man, I'm just a facebook detective.
by ursidae August 19, 2009
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detective

A devilishly handsome individual who investigates and ruthlessly abolishes mysteries of all kinds.
Are you wondering how I traced your plastic bouncy ball thievery to the Burlington sewer under the bakery, the bakery containing your cousin's meth lab where he singlehandedly produces all desoxyephedrine sold to the state of Vermont, in which a law was passed that specifically outlaws the robbery and transport of plastic bouncy objects and that you are currently in violation of? It is because I am a Detective. You shall be fined fifteen dollars.
by Detective Kernel April 10, 2010
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derheim

dir-hime
v. derheimed, derheiming, derheimes

1. A term used when one runs away during a soccer practice and then claims they were in the woods playing with mud. In reality, the culprit had just shit their pants with unimaginable force, thus creating the synonym 'dirty butt'. Not a common disability but one often confused with diarrhea. One that suffers from derheiming uncontrollably tends to also blast penile fluid all over young unsuspecting women's faces.
Holy shit, Luke just derheimed all over his white cotton capri's.
by Stevenson Hazard September 30, 2005
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