A whore who roams the office under desks providing oral pleasure to coworkers to boost company moral
Worker 1 "Why is Paul so happy this morning?"
Worker 2 "The desk gremlin must have paid him a visit"
Worker 2 "The desk gremlin must have paid him a visit"
by Nathan Lepoudre January 24, 2018
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A Desk Holiday is created when you are busy at your desk and suddenly your office computer server or telephone system goes down preventing you from continuing your work. DH is a common syndrome affecting tax paid government employees.
Also See: Desk Holiday Hangover (DHH)
A Desk Holiday is created when you are busy at your desk and suddenly your office computer server or telephone system goes down preventing you from continuing your work. DH is a common syndrome affecting tax paid government employees.
Also See: Desk Holiday Hangover (DHH)
by Elliott G September 4, 2007
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A sandwich one hides in their desk at work to consume at any given time, usually eaten in secret when someone has much work to catch up on.
"Man, I had to work during lunch, good thing I had a Desk Sandwich otherwise I never would've made it."
by poizunman August 3, 2012
Get the Desk Sandwich mug.Desk Inferiority Complex is related to office envy and desk envy. A patient who suffers from desk inferiority complex will be working in a company where the desks are so small he or she believes they can't work properly and will need a larger desk. The disease manifests itself only after the patient has noticed that other companies have larger, strikingly bigger, massive, gleaming desks with satisfied looking workers sitting behind. According to Adler, all office workers experience feelings of desk inferiority as children having seen their father's big desks and spend the rest of their lives trying to compensate for those feelings.
John's desk inferiority complex has become so bad that he is now trying to use two desks with the pedestal between his legs.
by WorkVitamins March 13, 2008
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With my pending at work and the amount of people calling me each day I'm on the brink of desk rage and one day I'm going to break and take it out on that weird guy that sits next to me.
by The Russ Buss November 29, 2006
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Lehmo was seated next to The Veronicas on this evening's edition of The Project, and given they project their sexuality in such an overt manner, Lehmo found himself with an enormous desk fat the moment the interview began
by Retrovertigo November 28, 2014
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