When lacking in a gay friend; the chosen selected male to fill this void in a group of females. This male will rarely accept his role as the gay friend whose responsibilities include fashion consult and drama queen, so it is necessary to keep their designation as a personal joke for as long as possible. Once the cat is out of the bag, tell them they are allowed in dressing rooms, cause, well, they're gay! *wink*
Designated Gay friend's role
Girls: "*insert name*, does this look ok?"
DGF: "How should i know?"
Girls: *glare*
DGF: "Well, actually the teal would go so much better with your complexion..."
Girls: "*insert name*, does this look ok?"
DGF: "How should i know?"
Girls: *glare*
DGF: "Well, actually the teal would go so much better with your complexion..."
by Donna Frank July 19, 2006
Get the Designated Gay Friend mug.The one sober person at a party or bar who leaves first acting like a complete drunk fool to divert law inforcement attention so the rest of the ppl who are actually drunk can leave without fear of persecution.
James is gonna be the Designated Decoy tonight so the rest of us are free to get completely shit-house drunk.
by Newt76 October 26, 2007
Get the Designated Decoy mug.(noun) When there is a DD a DB can be chosen so that the DD has something to watch at the party. A DB is a person chosen by his peers to ingest the most alcohol out of anyone anywhere. He must keep drinking until he can drink no more.
Party Girl: Why is the bathroom door knob in the sink and Jasen in the tub face down with Nazi symbols and penises all over his asian body?
Party Boy: After speaking only spanish for 20 minutes he locked himself in the bathroom. So we broke in to make sure he was ok. He was sleeping on the toilet, But for making us worry we tub-nazi-penis trifecta'd him. He's our Designated Blackout (DB).
Party Boy: After speaking only spanish for 20 minutes he locked himself in the bathroom. So we broke in to make sure he was ok. He was sleeping on the toilet, But for making us worry we tub-nazi-penis trifecta'd him. He's our Designated Blackout (DB).
by Vernackular December 16, 2008
Get the Designated Blackout (DB) mug.Term used by domestic builders describing a deliberate error left on a job to distract from a far worse yet less obvious mistakes.
Bob the builder: Sorry about that bit of paint I got on your kitchen counter, Mrs Smith. A bit of turps should get that off.
( Mrs Smith smiles and signs the cheque, failing to notice only three of the four light fittings she has paid for are in place. )
Bob has used the paint spill as a designated distraction.
( Mrs Smith smiles and signs the cheque, failing to notice only three of the four light fittings she has paid for are in place. )
Bob has used the paint spill as a designated distraction.
by OldBuzzard March 4, 2010
Get the Designated distraction. mug.Thank goodness Tawaldi was my designated texter or that guy would have never noticed these thighs girl.
by dr. jeseus h. christ February 24, 2009
Get the designated texter mug.A cop was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The cop was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the cop stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled cop demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated drunk."
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The cop was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the cop stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled cop demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated drunk."
by Crawdadz January 1, 2009
Get the Designated Drunk mug.1. A person appointed to be the shameless promoter of all things party-related; in charge of starting the dance party, maintaining the party atmosphere, being the first to remove an article of clothing and the first to announce that the party is, in fact, going down.
2. A member of a team who resides on the bench for most of the season, can be seen constantly waving a towel, leading "Defense!" cheers from the pine, and only breaking a sweat due to the intensity of their encouragement of the superstars. Usually a white guy; never sits down and never stops yelling; has no fear of harassing the referees or smack-talking the other players because he knows that he'll never go in the game.
2. A member of a team who resides on the bench for most of the season, can be seen constantly waving a towel, leading "Defense!" cheers from the pine, and only breaking a sweat due to the intensity of their encouragement of the superstars. Usually a white guy; never sits down and never stops yelling; has no fear of harassing the referees or smack-talking the other players because he knows that he'll never go in the game.
Every party is just party until you get a designated crunkmaster; then it becomes a rager.
"John is the DJ, the keg-tapper, the bouncer and the cheerleader at this party!"
"That's because he's the designated crunkmaster!"
Look at #23 on the bench, wavin' his towel like he's the designated crunkmaster. White boy's never goin' in the game.
This party is dying...we need a designated crunkmaster.
"John is the DJ, the keg-tapper, the bouncer and the cheerleader at this party!"
"That's because he's the designated crunkmaster!"
Look at #23 on the bench, wavin' his towel like he's the designated crunkmaster. White boy's never goin' in the game.
This party is dying...we need a designated crunkmaster.
by too school for cool January 24, 2012
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