derpmert

Derpmert - dumbass who goes as a random name like HotDog33 here on urban dictionary.
He is mostly a self promoter and anything he claims to be is most likely false.

Damn that kid looks like such a derpmert

by Derp Detective May 27, 2020

Depreesh

Short for the depreciation an occurance or comment made at your expense. Can also be used to describe the depreciation of an asset.

Deeps hits golf ball into woods. "Dude, Depreesh that shot."

by Stracks January 15, 2009

Depreepy

Depreepy

"I listened to Billie Eilish album the other day and the songs were depreepy- they have a creepy and depressing tone at the same time, but also catchy.

by Errons February 23, 2020

Dereena

A wonderful. Kind and amazing who respects other and loves everyone equally although she is kind , at times she can be described as "dirty-minded" her heart is made of gold she is the most intelligent woman that you will ever meet and give you good advice an support others she is the love of many mens heart her captivating and cultivating she has it all and on top if you ever have a friend named dereena you are the most luckiest person int he whole wide world.

Dereena is amazing

by sunnybabysunny12 April 5, 2014

Derpies

Derpies is an increasingly prevalent socially-transmitted disease that impairs mental function in afflicted individuals. Derpies has become as common as one-in-two individuals on average in the world's population. The level of concentration of affected individuals increases the risk of exposure and transmission exponentially. Despite this fact, rural areas appear equally affected as urban areas. Cooperative vigilance and increased awareness are strongly advised as the only effective deterrents to the spread of this illness.

Symptoms of Derpies include:

Decline in common sense
Impairment of motor functions
Reduction in observational skills
Appreciation of reality television
Pattern of poor decisionmaking
Increased laugh response
Reckless driving and parking
Misuse of commonly used words
Distortion of spacial reasoning
Excessive quasi-aggressive
physical contact

If four or more of the listed symptoms apply to you, a friend or a loved one, Derpies may have already taken root in your social environment. Unlike its permanent, sexually-transmitted
cousin; Herpes, the non-permanent Derpies is potentially deadly. It is important for affected individuals to seek academic assistance immediately to mitigate Derpies-associated
risks to your social well-being.

Bob: "John has been acting ridiculously. He likes stupid things and laughs all the time."
Alice: "He has been hanging out with Frat boys."
Bob: "He has been watching the Jersey Shore reruns."
Alice: "We need to have an talk with him. I think that he has Derpies. And, I don't want to get it to."

by PacketLost August 6, 2015

Derpies

A disease (perhaps contagious) symptomized by using continuous "derp" actions.

"Man, I think Micheal has derpies."
"I know a few people who certainly have derpies."

by Lsh14 April 27, 2010

Derple

Similar to the origin word "Derp" it is the definition of a person who is constantly being a Captain Obvious, saying things that don't make sense, or they fail and are non-sense and they have no idea what they are doing half the time and you get the point.

Teacher: Spell "Night"

Derple: N-I-T-E

Student: Dah! Your such a Derple!

by HunterKill November 27, 2011