derpatologist

1) An alternative for hurpatologist.
2) A professional idiot.
3) A person who studies things that have no value or teaches them.
4) A social justice warrior.

Man that Lacy Green is such a derpatologist!

by Hatemail.com April 17, 2017

Derapodoop

Derapodoop, smelly vile poop

My god.. that derapodoop smells

by Eric January 2, 2005

Dermatologist

A Dermatologist is not a real Doctor.

Son: I want to grow up and be a dermatologist.
Father: Do you mean a fake doctor?
Son: Yes

by JeffIsGoat December 5, 2018

deaton

Deatons are generally tall and have no butt. Humorous and intelligent, but also sadistic and sometimes cruel to animals. Prone to ailments. Male Deatons are generally attracted to spicy, raven-haired women.

My dog is dead. It got Deatoned.

by markusaureliuz September 30, 2014

derat

The act of wiping the rim of a barmans bumholes sought from a bar, so as to remove the taint of rat poo that is likely on the bottle from when it was left outside for storage.
verb- to derat, pronounced dee-rat

oh man I can't believe you just drank from that without deratting it!

derat that bottle before you drink from it!

by Mr Untouchable January 25, 2008

deragon

Ruler,King,One who is in control of Kingdom.

The deragon of that caslte is a real franswanator.

by Kush420420 October 19, 2010

deratchify

To free yourself from the state of being ratchet

I'm gonna put on makeup and straighten my hair so I can deratchify myself.

by Volleyballer5578 December 27, 2013