depop

a overpriced resale website where people thrift baby clothes and sell them for $70

"omg i love that hello kitty shirt that looks 3 sizes to small on you, i bet you got it from depop"

by clubpenguingirl January 2, 2021

deploying units

the act of ejaculation; masturbation; jerkin the terk; cleaning the pipes; etc.

"Oh God, it's Sky Lopez...time to deploy the units."

by Kyle C aka Z3phyr July 27, 2003

Dekoder

The word Dekoder is used online alot, in chat rooms used to describe people that excessively spam or insult other people
see - Clear Jedi

You stupid nerd! Get a life!
SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM

by Mister Bo Jangles July 30, 2004

Deployment Pal

Having a Deployment Pal occurs when, a person get deployed due to miltary service. While he/she is away, a certain non-close friend will talk to them throughout the deployment, and will make plans and what not. When the person gets home from his/her deployment. Their pal has no intentions of fullfilling said plans.

Mark: Hey Jenny I'm home from iraq! Finally! Now lets go and do all that cool shit we planned!

Jenny: Mark i cant tonight i'm busy.

Mark: But i thought you said you were excited for me to come home, and wanted to hang out and shit? What are you busy with?

Jenny: I cant Mark, I'm just to busy

Mark: What a Deployment Pal bitch!

by Awesome Oh April 28, 2009

Depod

The act of taking your earpods out of your ears.

My co-worker didn't hear me until I shouted at her to depod!

by Mudbubble July 4, 2009

Depoopitize

The moment needed to re-cooperate after vacating the bowels.

I need to depoopitize before I can go back to work.

by foosman August 20, 2010

Deploy ordinance

Sheen-inspired euphemism for a prodigious bowel movement. Created to replace "morning glory" which is also used to describe a male's morning erection - a source of considerable confusion.

Coworker: Hold that thought - I just finished my coffee and it's time to deploy my ordinance.

Roommate: You may want to use the restroom before me, I'm about to deploy some ordinance on some soft targets.

Dump-dialed friend: I can't believe I'm on the phone with you as you deploy ordinance.

Medical student: Gross, that patient just deployed ordinance while I was trying to collect a history.

by Abnormal Facies March 26, 2011