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Yankee Denial

A New York Yankee fan's inability to process, discuss or even defend their organization's ever-expanding, rediculously large payroll, and annual rape of the free agent market with bloated contract offers.
An average exchange:

Me - "Did you know Alex Rodriguez is worth as much as the Kansas City Royals?"

Joe - "I bet you's can't count to 27, can yuh?"

Me - "You do realize the Yankees out-spent the average MLB payroll by more than $113 million dollars this season?"

Joe - "Derek Jeter is gonna be president one day."

Me - "I'm sure anyone would be better than our current leader. You do realize the Yankees have produced the highest payroll in baseball 16 of the past 17 seasons?"

Joe - "That Ryan Zimmerman sure would look nice in pinstripes!"

Me - "Ugh..."

Joe - "I listen to 'Enter Sandman' before breakfast every morning."

Me - "Great song. You do realize the Yankees have the highest paid starters in the MLB at six different positions?"

Joe - "Start spreadin' the news!"

Me - "You, my man, are drenched in a case of Yankee Denial."

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by cjavysanchez13 October 16, 2011
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denrick

Denrick is a guy that will be socially awkward once you meet him, but when you get to know him he is the most charming boy ever he’s such a sweetheart but will always try to make you jealous by bringing up girls he’s done things with. He will never let you down and he will always be there for you. He’s a great kisser and gives the best neck kisses. Denrick will always give you a fun time when you’re around him and with him. He’s very athletic and loves soccer. His fashion sense is A1 he is the cutest person you will ever meet in this world! If you have a Denrick in your life never leave him because he’s great boyfriend material. And he’s the most perfect Hispanic you’ll ever meet.
Nobody:

Denrick: you know I made out with...*while talking to you on FaceTime and making you jealous*
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Dedrian

A completely awesome person, who fits in with any social group of people. This person is also very hot, usually a male with semi longer hair. This person is very musically talented being able to sing and play an instrument. Ladies are attracted to this person and often compete for action. This person is very proud, opinionative, and has good moral values. For this reason he is very opposed to Rap music, and has a good sence of humor. Other guys always suspect him of having thier girlfriends in his Fave Five or his My Circle
He is like a combination of The ninja from ask a ninja.com, Herman Lee, and Dane Cook.

Girl says to Guy "That Brett is such a Dedrian, you should be more like him"
Guy says to Girl "Are you cheating on me?"
Girl says to guy "no"
Guy says to girl "I'm going to take a look at Brett's Phone"
by Ross Wells December 15, 2008
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Unprovoked Denial

The unconscious tendency for a guilty or otherwise culpable individual to offer unsolicited excuses, explanations or clarifications out of interrogative context.
If someone explicitly states, "I'm perfectly normal" when there has been no preceding accusation to the contrary--that's an example of Unprovoked Denial...kinda like "No Collusion" or "No Obstruction".
by YAWA April 4, 2019
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justin bieber wanna be in denial

anyone who has a hairstyle like Justin bieber. These people will deny liking justin bieber but if you actually knew the you would find out that they watch his videos online and love his music. these people can aften be caught humming the tune to "baby baby baby"
wow, that guy is such a justin bieber wanna be in denial
by bambambam321 July 12, 2010
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facebook denial

Facebook denial is when you wrongfully accuse others of being addicted to facebook or stalking friends online when, in actuality, you are the one is an addicted stalker.
Elliot - Hey, Leigh, do you know that girl Ahmay?
Leigh - yeah, what about her?
Elliot - She has some hardcore facebook denial.
Leigh - yeah she does, we're all trying to help her out but she won't admit it - i hate her.
by Paul Williamsonsmith January 2, 2008
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