A man once told me the story of a young lady...
And that lady is named Mary Cate. Mary Cate seems nice kind and friendly on the exterior but once you get to know her you relies that...... She has a penis. And not just any penis but the second largest chode you've ever smelled in your entire life.
Bro who's that girl? I think I'm about to try to get her number.
Watch out dude I hear her name is Mary Cate.......
