Credit or debit?

A coded phrase used to let a friend know that they their butt crack is clearly defined by the garment they are wearing on their ass (e.g. pants, skirt, bathing suit, etc.), without letting others know the message. The association being that a wedgie resembles a card swiping machine that one would use to pay with a credit or debit card.

As Gabrielle stepped out of the pool, I noticed she had a severe wedgie. So to save my friend any embarrassment, I quickly yelled " Hey Gabrielle, credit or debit?" whereas she responded with a quick picking of the wedge.

by Bubbatoon September 5, 2011

debitchery

Debitchery is a direct result of being both drunken and bitchy. Often, though not always, the former is a precursor to the latter. When a woman drinks too much her inhibitions sink and either a screaming confrontation with another party, and/or an uncalled for brutal tirade ensues.

Man, normally Mindy is pretty chill, but last night there was some major debitchery.

by matt_h November 5, 2007

demitri martin

hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes

if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."

by Stefan Woo March 1, 2005

demwit

"Democrat" merged with "dim wit"; a dim-witted member of the American Democratic Party.

Demwits want governments to stop the oil pipelines yet fix the economy at the same time. That's as demwitted as wanting to feed your cat with only vegetables.

by Iateallthepizzainlondon October 27, 2003

Dumbitch

a derogatory remark referring to a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person, especially a woman.

I called her like three times and she still hasn't returned my calls. What a dumbitch.

by wimetsn May 9, 2009

Dumbitchitis

A disease that causes women to refute all logic, ignore reason, and act like a total bitch to the total discredit of the female gender.

Other side affects of this illness may include: Mass use of social media to garner attention with ill-phrased text images, a bloated and undeserved ego, sense of pride in being called a bitch, dating abusive boyfriends while treating gentlemen like garbage, wearing revealing and/or skin tight clothing then complaining people are checking you out, raving about mediocre coffee houses, and/or going oversees to "find yourself" when you can barely afford to drive to work.

There is no known cure.

Rob: "Hey Joe, did you hear about Alice?"
Joe: "Ya her boyfriend beat here so she decided to take him with her to Paris to stay in hostiles, said she needed to find herself"
Rob: "Isn't she in massive credit debt, student loans?"
Joe: "Ya, but she quit her job so she could go on an extended trip with a broke abusive asshole who's on parole, said 'I just don't understand their relationship', sounds like she contracted a terminal case of dumbitchitis"

by RitztheWise November 2, 2018

Demitri

A Nickname for the molecule N,N-Dimethyltryptamine. It is commonly known as DMT, the spirit molecule. It is naturally found in the human body and other plants in nature in small amounts. The human body releases this substance at birth, death, and near death experiences. DMT is also believed to play a role in dreaming.

I went on a journey with my boy Demitri the other day and saw aliens that looked like Hindu gods, I was trippin balls.

by hotboxerz September 24, 2011