Delayed Reaction Man is one of the best superheros ever.
...However, he isn't that reliable for being on time to save the day.
...However, he isn't that reliable for being on time to save the day.
Person One: *is about to be stabbed by a random stranger* Help me Delayed Reaction Man!
20 minutes later....
*Person One is left on the ground bleeidng in its own blood*
DRM: Have no fear! I'm here to save the day!
20 minutes later....
*Person One is left on the ground bleeidng in its own blood*
DRM: Have no fear! I'm here to save the day!
by Nion_lead June 10, 2008
Get the Delayed Reaction Man mug.When you make a kissing sound and motion approximately 15 seconds after your boyfriend has left the vicinity of your face after kissing you. He will then spend 5 minutes generating a substantial amount of laughter from you by 1. Acting very homosexual-attitude about the situation and 2. Showing you how crazy it makes you look.
When kissing my girlfriend last night she sat there without returning the kiss. She did not even respond. I pulled away and after about 15 seconds of just looking at her she made the sound of a kiss and a slight purse of her lips. Apparently there was an invisible man between us or she is just crazy. That is when I said "That was a Delayed Reaction"!
by BigGreeneGuy October 5, 2009
Get the Delayed Reaction mug.Related Words
Like delayed onset soreness, the lower back and other pain in the days after moving copious amounts of snow off of sidewalks, cars, etc.
After hours of shoveling yesterday, delayed onset snowness is making my lower back squeal like a pig.
by KMango February 8, 2010
Get the Delayed Onset Snowness mug.When something bad happened you just stood there staring in space blankly and can't digest the news. Few hours after that the news hit you. It suddenly feels real and you just burst into tears like an insane maniac. It is like a pending reaction.
Doctor coming out of operation theatre.
"Im sorry Mrs. Smith, your husband didn't make it through surgery"
Mrs. Smith collapse and just sit on the chair for hours.
Later after that she bursted into tears and scream like mad. She just can't believe the news is real. That's a painful delayed response.
"Im sorry Mrs. Smith, your husband didn't make it through surgery"
Mrs. Smith collapse and just sit on the chair for hours.
Later after that she bursted into tears and scream like mad. She just can't believe the news is real. That's a painful delayed response.
by Kimberlyclark September 13, 2013
Get the delayed response mug.A term for Money Laundering. Coined after the infamous house majority leader, Tom DeLay, after his conviction on money laundering charges.
John realized that most of the money he made was illegal, so he didn't mind some DeLayed gratification while he moved the money around in order to hide it's source.
by ohIkawtyou2 November 27, 2010
Get the DeLayed gratification mug.by Branden J. Fox. March 11, 2012
Get the delayed texting mug.when someone's ass (preferably female), by the way they walk, their ass cheeks flops above their thigh dramatically 1 second later after each step
Bro check out that girl's delayed booty, that shits so weird, it like flops way later than it really should
by jerryaki666 May 27, 2017
Get the delayed booty mug.