Pulling a DeSantis

Pulling a Desantis is when someone commits a heinous act without warning.

Usually when pulling a DeSantis basic human rights are infringed upon.

Refers to the Governor of Florida, Ron DeSantis, and all the horrific shit he does.

Person 1: You hear about Hawley?

Person 2: Yeah she’s pulling a DeSantis, this time with Mifepristone!

by RiRi the Roach May 9, 2023

Desantis

A person or thing that is compelled to create unnecessary problems where they don't exist.

"Whenever things got too comfortable my boyfriend would start desantizing everything, so I had to dump him."

Mike began to pick his team, careful to avoid any slackers, backstabbers, or desantists.

by Distracted1 April 30, 2023

DeSantis Derangement Syndrome

An irrational obsession with Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, who is wildly popular with his state, and who is growing in popularity with conservatives and libertarians. As he is seen to be a potential presidential candidate in 2024, he immediate came under attack in 2021 following Biden’s election and quick decline in popularity. The same media players who obsessively committed to biased or even dishonest reporting on former President Donald Trump have quickly refocused their attention on the Governor of Florida in an effort to damage his reputation more than three full years before the next presidential election. Many of the same people who previously could not have even named a single Governor in America besides their own now suddenly are obsessed with discrediting DeSantis- exactly the same liberal base that suffered from Trump Derangement Syndrome, and focused obsessively on Donald Trump. In psychiatric terms, this fixation would normally be diagnosed as obsessive-compulsive disorder. Believing any and all claims that perpetuate this obsession is a reflection of the confirmation bias now intrinsic to the social media hive mind. DDS will only intensify until either he is successfully discredited, or it backfires and propels him to the forefront of the presidential race, where all of the free attention he has gotten for four years will possibly position his as a conservative hero and simultaneously expose and magnify the bias and blatant dishonesty of the media.

“CNN has been running non-stop stories shamelessly attacking Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, they are clearly developing a terrible case of DeSantis Derangement Syndrome.”

“All of my friends on social media who used to have TDS, now have DeSantis Derangement Syndrome instead, it’s really sad to see that become their whole personality.”

by Thinkforyourselfresistbigtech September 6, 2021

Ron Desantis

1.) a real American, probably more trustworthy than Bernie Saunders

2.) Someone who understands the concept of "it's not my job to keep you healthy"

3.) Hopefully the next president of the united states

Albert: Freedom....you mean I don't have to abide by petty and possibly ineffective covid-19 rules. I can run my store the way I want? Ron Desantis: yes albert, you can!

by stainless67 March 31, 2022

Desantis

Usually a Canadian man who loves hockey. Tends to fail with technology. He apparantly invents alot of stuff that other people "steal" and now they are famous. Wears hats backwards and rolls up the sleeves on a button down shirt. Instead of saying fire he always says fyre, such as Mozilla FyreFox, fyrewire, and fyreworks. He yells "boomski" after accomplishing something. Also calls other people "skip" or "skippy".

Desantis "FYRE DAT PUCK!"

or

Desantis : "Good job skip!"
Girl : "But Im a girl!"
Desantis : "Skippett?

by DarkRevelations August 25, 2011

desantis

camp; nelly; the gayest of the gay.

Gurl, that queen is desantis as fuck.

by drclouseau March 25, 2023

DeSantisizeFlorida

Sanitzing Florida from a destructive spreader of Covid.

It is time for Florida residents to organize a plan to DeSantisizeFlorida their state from a human virus.

by anonymous August 27, 2021