The Decision

An hour-long waste of time in which Lebron James and his ego announced on ESPN that he was taking his talents to South Beach and joining the Miami Heat.

After the Decision, he teamed up with Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade for the world's biggest circle-jerk in history.

I wanted to watch SportsCenter for highlights of the baseball game, but they did nothing but talk about The Decision all day.

by jrolley325 August 17, 2010

decision fatigue

When you are required to make so many decisions in your work life you no longer can make simple decisions in your private life.

He could not decide on what or where he wanted to eat dinner because Kris had decision fatigue.

by helliot September 21, 2011

Decim

Decim is one of the main characters in the twelve episode series "Death Parade." He is an arbiter and the bartender for the bar Quindecim. His hobby is to collect the dummies of souls that have gone to the void. He is also the first arbiter with human emotions.

I ship Decim and Chiyuki.

by screwaloistrancy September 18, 2017

decider

defensive posturing catch phrase that lets POTUS43 pick and choose: 1. which laws to follow, 2. which citizens to spy on, 3. which constitutional rights to uphold, 4. which millionaires to cut taxes for, 5. how long to let oil companies price gouge consumers, 6. how many vacations are appropriate for the POTUS, 7. who gets to run his illegal wars, 8. how many children get left behind, 9. what God's will is, 10. who is working undercover on Iran's nucular program, and who is political fodder

"I hear the voices (in my head), and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. I listen to all voices, but mine is the final decision," he said. "And Don Rumsfeld is doing a fine job."

by HighAltitudeLeo May 8, 2006

Pour Decision

Decisions made while drunk. They usually end poorly.

Made famous by the Real McKenzies song.

P1: "How did Billy end up in the hospital?"
P2: "He snuck into the panda exhibit at the zoo."
P1: "Why the hell did he do that?"
P2: "It was a pour decision."

by Russell Hell November 15, 2009

bad decisions

Are the root cause of most fun. And the impetus for almost every Epic story any dude has ever had anywhere. Also occasionaly responsible for unemployment or death.

I went out with the guys last night and made some bad decisions. It was fucking awesome. I still have that one Girls shoe.

by BadJohn April 22, 2007

debious

(adj)- the act of being a Little Debbie's chocolate cake thing.

you are being very debious today

by bbguy425 October 18, 2009