December 1 

🚫🥜november is over boiz go hard

FINALLY ITS DECEMBER 1 *12:01am* oop i just used used up a new box of tissues and a whole bottle of lotion.

December 1 by local chicken nugget November 12, 2019

December 1 

Its national sexy Sam day. Anybody named Sam,Sammy,Samuel, or Samantha should be called sexy all day.

Oh hey its December 1, so can we just talk about how sexy Samuel Lilly is?

December 1 by Samuel Lilly December 1, 2019

December 1 

National fuck your best friends day. No matter their gender just have sex! You aren’t gay if you participate in this holiday.

“Yo bro wanna fuck? “

“No dude that’s gay.”
“But it’s December 1, fuck your friend day!”

December 1 by Fun ;) November 2, 2021

December 1 

National send nudes to someone who has short hair day

me: omg she has short hair and its december 1,you know what that means..
friend: yeahh!
together: send nudes!!!!

December 1 by make.pizza.com November 1, 2019

December 1 

Tell your crush you like them day.

Victor- I like you

I had to tell you since it is December 1st

December 1 by Turtles are life November 30, 2019

December 1 

National nut day. This is national nut day. On this day all the surviving soldiers from no nut November are allowed to nut for the first time in 30 days

Man: hey today is December 1
Man 2: looks like I can finally nut again

December 1 by KVMO November 2, 2019

December 1 

National nail your sibling with a snowball day :)

Brother: What are you holding behind your back?

*gets nailed in face with snowball

Happy December 1!!!

December 1 by yourxlover November 19, 2020