Deaf drunk is when an intoxicated person talks louder than normal because he or she thinks people can't hear him/her.
by cherhawkinof August 15, 2010
A person who is tone deaf lacks the ability to correctly hear relative differences between musical notes.
in the music lesson:
teacher: "ok bob, give me a SOL"
bob does something with the guitar...
teacher: "NOO!!!, that's not a SOL!!... are you tone deaf ?!!"
teacher: "ok bob, give me a SOL"
bob does something with the guitar...
teacher: "NOO!!!, that's not a SOL!!... are you tone deaf ?!!"
by TMP3 December 6, 2010
a cracking joke to play on your mates, it has to be said quickly and slightly disguised so the victim doesnt hear what you are saying and says 'eh' or 'what'
whilst in conversation with someone, see if you can catch them out, ie
Person 1: you know what they say, bummmers are deaf (remember, disguise it slightly)
Person 2: Eh
Person 1: Bummers Are Deaf
Person 2: What
Contine until you have to declare that they are indeed deaf therefor they are bummers
Person 1: you know what they say, bummmers are deaf (remember, disguise it slightly)
Person 2: Eh
Person 1: Bummers Are Deaf
Person 2: What
Contine until you have to declare that they are indeed deaf therefor they are bummers
by Marc Randles February 2, 2008
When you are unable to use colors correctly, don't understand if a color is good for a(n) "object" or in anything in general.
by Tomformer October 16, 2018
Someone who is on the phone and when you ask to speak with the person on the other line the phone holder hangs ups, and acts like nothing happened.
Me:Hey! let me talk to .....
Person1:Ya sure.
Me:alright
*two minutes later, Person1 hangs up*
Me:WTF!!!
Person1:Oh my bad.
Me:Your such a Deaf Caller
Person1:Ya sure.
Me:alright
*two minutes later, Person1 hangs up*
Me:WTF!!!
Person1:Oh my bad.
Me:Your such a Deaf Caller
by Graymeter July 28, 2010
Where you only hear a person by some auditory means but can’t see them in person and you can’t identify their gender by how they sound. Could be because you weren’t paying attention or because the sound of the persons voice was especially feminine but his name was John. Could also be intentional so as to not offend someone by assuming they are a certain gender just by the sound of their voice.
Posted by Gary Hoffman , credited to Larry Argo for creation of term.
Posted by Gary Hoffman , credited to Larry Argo for creation of term.
Larry: Hangs up phone.
Jim: “Who was that?”
Larry: “It was a salesperson.”
Jim: “Was it a man or woman?”
Larry: “ I don’t know, I’m gender deaf.”
Jim: “Who was that?”
Larry: “It was a salesperson.”
Jim: “Was it a man or woman?”
Larry: “ I don’t know, I’m gender deaf.”
by thehoff35 May 11, 2019
When your friend pretends not to hear you and starts talking to someone else, even though they can totally hear you.
by nlm0131 December 6, 2017