Deaf Job

Is where you stick your dick inside another's ear and jac off in it and cum in their ear and they become deaf.
by The Anus Master February 12, 2014
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Tone Deaf

A person who is tone deaf lacks the ability to correctly hear relative differences between musical notes.
in the music lesson:

teacher: "ok bob, give me a SOL"
bob does something with the guitar...
teacher: "NOO!!!, that's not a SOL!!... are you tone deaf ?!!"
by TMP3 December 06, 2010
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bummers are deaf

a cracking joke to play on your mates, it has to be said quickly and slightly disguised so the victim doesnt hear what you are saying and says 'eh' or 'what'
whilst in conversation with someone, see if you can catch them out, ie

Person 1: you know what they say, bummmers are deaf (remember, disguise it slightly)

Person 2: Eh

Person 1: Bummers Are Deaf
Person 2: What

Contine until you have to declare that they are indeed deaf therefor they are bummers
by Marc Randles February 02, 2008
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Color Deaf

When you are unable to use colors correctly, don't understand if a color is good for a(n) "object" or in anything in general.
Dude Cyan Blue doesn't mix very well with the Neon Pink on that car. You must be color deaf.
by Tomformer October 16, 2018
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Deaf Caller

Someone who is on the phone and when you ask to speak with the person on the other line the phone holder hangs ups, and acts like nothing happened.
Me:Hey! let me talk to .....
Person1:Ya sure.
Me:alright
*two minutes later, Person1 hangs up*
Me:WTF!!!
Person1:Oh my bad.
Me:Your such a Deaf Caller
by Graymeter July 28, 2010
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Deaf Generation

An Alternative, Experimental, Rock band from southern California. A group of people living for something more.
Did you see that awesome band at The Roxy last night?" "yeah that was Deaf Generation!
by thatswhatshesaid714 June 20, 2011
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deaf ear

When your friend pretends not to hear you and starts talking to someone else, even though they can totally hear you.
Duda is totally giving us deaf ear.
by nlm0131 December 06, 2017
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