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doughed

adj. - high, stoned, ripped off marijuana. feeling "dough-like" when you're extremely under the influence of marijuana.
Chris: "Dude I'm pretty stoned right now. How are you feeling?"

Andy: "Man I'm doughed!"
by Gaat317 May 4, 2010
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Dough-pop

Dough-pop in the south, mainly Texas, means to hit someone really hard!
I'm gonna Dough-pop you if you don't leave me alone!
by EQ4ALL November 18, 2018
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dough stack

An appreciable amount of money.
"I gotta keep my dough stack high if I want to rock that Benz!"
by Al-Van the Seafood King April 5, 2006
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Dough mixer

The act of fucking anything “doughy” using your hands to knead the surrounding body parts.

A flappy but firm effect.
Soft but firm. Feels like a dough just after its resting stage. Holds a semi strong form although might bounce away with an applause. Usually an age derived bonus. Get it while it’s available

“She had the perfect tits for the dough mixer”
by Titty Chef June 2, 2023
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russian doughnut

when you save all your species in a jar for 1 month containing piss shit semen moldy dick cheese and sweat you then shake it all up and feed it to your baby till the baby is 2 years old you then bust a fat load in the baby and cook it on your ford f150 till nice and crispy creating a russian doughnut
did you hear jorge made russian doughnuts you want one
by i eat black babies May 5, 2022
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- "Who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?"
- "You took the fucking jam out my doughnuts Tommy. You did"

(Tommy and Turkish, Snatch)
by Cocolastico January 26, 2014
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If she wasn't my daughter

"If she wasn't my daughter" is a phrase coined by Donald Trump which means "I'd like to have sex with my daughter." It generally provokes disgust in other humans.
If She Wasn't My Daughter, A poem by Donald Trump

If Only She Wasn't my Daughter/ As I've Often Said/ If she Wasn't my daughter/ You know I'd be Dating Her/ If She Wasn't my daughter/ You Know I'd be Raping Her/ If She Wasn't my Daughter/ You Know I'd be grabbing her by by the Pussy/ (I don't even wait)/ When you're a STAR, they let you do anything!/ But not if they're your daughter/ If only she wasn't my daughter!/ Ivanka has a very nice figure/ Too good for playboy/ I'm just a 70 year old man/ Who wants to have sex with his daughter/ Is it OK for me to call her a piece of ass?/ Yes!/ Quick, someone give me a tic-tac/I'm about to start kissing her!/If only she wasn't my daughter!/Come sit on Daddy's lap, sweetheart.
by kingshowman October 28, 2016
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