Dashboy

Fast car activities such as cutting up in traffic, doing takeovers, and using all the horses in your car.

John is really a dashboy now

by Javon99 October 6, 2022

Sneeze on her dashboard

To cum on a girls forehead.

Jeff's girlfriend is such a ratchet that when they're fucking she totally wants him to sneeze on her dashboard.

by pratorian April 13, 2016

Dahmon

Selfless male. Sounds like an oxymoron, but no, it's Dahmon. One of the smartest people I know, most caring, most thoughtful. Words can't express the genius of Dahmon. Willing to do anything for anyone in need. Doesn't break laws, but doesn't pass judgement on those that do. Helps you when you want help, lets you figure it out on your own when you don't want help. A big influence in alot of peoples' lives.

"Dahmon helped me study for a big test... I aced it!" ;)

by élan February 7, 2004

Dashboard Confessional

When the driver of a car receives oral sex whilst still in the seat.

As we sat in the parking lot making out, Jane decided to give me a Dashboard Confessional.

by Matt McBeth August 10, 2004

Dashboard Divas

The Dashboard Divas are the most beautiful male specimens in the world- Andres, Dustin, Jason. ....Perfection. They're adorable, funny, unique, and totally great in bed. They can almost always be found hanging the the Click It Or Tickets, because they like rolling with good company. These men are a force to be reckoned with.

Boy 1: "I think I'm gay."
Boy 2: "Why?"
Boy 1: "I just totally fell in love with a Dashboard Diva."
Boy 2: "Oh, dude, that doesn't count. No one can resist their good looks and charm, even guys like you and me. I fell in love with the Dashboard Divas last week."

by Kerrine February 18, 2009

daszmo

A stupid piece of shit that lives in indiana. He also like dreams song, "mask"

Eww, Daszmo is playing hypixel skyblock.

by black man eating spahgetti July 8, 2021

Mt. Dishmore

The towering monstrosity enveloping your sink and the surrounding countertops; comprised of 40% cups and glasses, 25% pots and pans, 15% plates, 5% flatware, 15% food and other undesireables.
alt. Dish Jenga

To roomates: "We seriously need to take care of Mt. Dishmore before my parent's visit next week."

by The speeding white minivan July 29, 2005