Darwood

Someone who diddles on so many kids there not allowed in America

Lads we've got a darwood on our hands

Darwood by Kiddie diddler September 25, 2018

Dagwood dogging

An act in which a man preforms anal and his partner proceeds to try to push their shit out and causes the poo to cover the penis like batter, like a Dagwood dog.

Dude, you won’t believe what my girlfriend did to me last night! We were doing anal and before I knew it she started Dagwood dogging me

Dagwood dogging by Yung Fartbox October 8, 2020

Dawood 

A person with normal aptitude, who makes it a habit to intentionally act dumber until one day they find themselves requiring a helmet to every drinking related event. Generally consist of young Caucasian men.

Did you see that Dawood try to roast me in a freestyle?

Yeah bro, it was painful.

Dawood by the neif man August 11, 2019

Dagwood 

n. - result of a homoerotic act where one partner ejaculates on the other's face and hair, causing the hair to hair to stick up and back much in the profile of Dagwood Bumstead of the popular syndicated comic "Blondie."

After having Mervin over for the night, Rich called in sick to work, afraid his Dagwood would expose his sexuality.

Dagwood by Tom Zappacosta September 27, 2003

dagwood dog 

Before a man begins masturbating, he shits on his own hand then wanks with it. The shit is used as an alternate lubrication. Consuming the left over "lubrication" is optional.

"I was bored last Wednesday night, so I gave myself a dagwood dog then ate it"

dagwood dog by MB-Q1 October 11, 2006

dagwood 

ugly female, also called dog and gross.

dan: she is so dagwood.

Michael: second that.

dagwood by chunkycoke101 December 26, 2009

dawood 

a piece of shit

hey is that dawood, hes a piece of shit

dawood by afdsfsdcds October 31, 2020