2 definitions by the neif man

a term that started in glenview, illinois. usually meant as an alternate for any profane word, or also commonly sung on campouts

also spelled nief
swear alternate: WHAT THE NEIF?!?!?!
song: (sung in the tune of the common marching rhythym aid, LEFT, LEFT, LEFT RIGHT LEFT) neif, neif, neif camp leeter, and then someone yells EVERY BODY DANCE NOW, and the word neif lives happily ever after.
by the neif man January 14, 2010
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A person with normal aptitude, who makes it a habit to intentionally act dumber until one day they find themselves requiring a helmet to every drinking related event. Generally consist of young Caucasian men.
Did you see that Dawood try to roast me in a freestyle?

Yeah bro, it was painful.
by the neif man August 11, 2019
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