dallas cowboys

A bush-leauge team favored by many, many homosexuals around the globe.

The Dallas Cowboys... Steers and queers to say the least.

by ha-ha April 12, 2005

dallas cowboys

Dallas, The new Football Babylon. Every front running Fag for miles and miles will be at the orgy. Hi fiving, and rubbing cow shit affectionately all over one another. Micheal, Troy, T.O., Larry Allen and every other drug smuggling, coke sniffing, crack smoking, future felon you can think of. White lines and bitches as far as the eye can see. AMERICA'S TEAM.

Dallas Cowboys,Americas team, for front running fags only.

by MHK October 24, 2006

Dallas Cowboys

Worst team in NFL. Supposedly "America's Team" even tho they ain't won shit since the 90s. Fans will tell you they will win the Superbowl every year and they always end up going 8-8.

Yo, you see the Dallas Cowboys last night? Man they're so trash bro.

by L195 June 10, 2021

Dallas Cowboys

An NFL team with morons as fans. Owned by Tales from the crypt keeper Jerry Jones. Fan base that talks about the glory years and keeps saying stupid phrases like How bout them cowboys or we dem Boys. Might actually be a cult of homosexuals. They’ve practiced their cult rituals since 1960. They claim to be America’s team but America would like to trade them for any of the Canadian football league teams.

The Dallas Cowboys have yet to win another super bowl and it’s 2095. Celebrating the 100 year anniversary of the glory years

by Cowboys SUX November 23, 2021

Dallas Cowboys

The best team in the NFL

Wow, those Dallas Cowboys are great

by Su'mae Fy Frind March 10, 2022

Dallas Cowboys

A rubbish Football team, that can't play Football for any money. George W. Bushes chosen people. Everything bad about Football, making one pathetic team. I'm in shock that they could even defeat the Redskins once. When you insult the Redskins, you insult God. When you insult the Cowboys, you're complimenting a small child.

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by Mike B. Anderson January 12, 2008

dallas cowboys

A team that has a rightful place in NFL history. They are currently one of the best teams in the NFL, although they haven't won a playoff game since 1996. Our QB, Tony Romo, is second only to Tom Brady, and T.O. Has the second highest reception rate in NFL History.Most retards (Eagles and Redskin fans) make fun of us witchout realizing how much they suck them selves.

Carl: Cowboys suck!
Tom: Who do you like?
Carl: The Eagles
Tom: LOL! N00b team with one Superbowl win!
Carl: And Cowboys?
Tom: Dallas Cowboys are five time Superbowl Champions, asshole

by Tard-Hater November 7, 2008