An NFL team with morons as fans. Owned by Tales from the crypt keeper Jerry Jones. Fan base that talks about the glory years and keeps saying stupid phrases like How bout them cowboys or we dem Boys. Might actually be a cult of homosexuals. They’ve practiced their cult rituals since 1960. They claim to be America’s team but America would like to trade them for any of the Canadian football league teams.
The Dallas Cowboys have yet to win another super bowl and it’s 2095. Celebrating the 100 year anniversary of the glory years
by Cowboys SUX November 23, 2021
by Su'mae Fy Frind March 11, 2022
A rubbish Football team, that can't play Football for any money. George W. Bushes chosen people. Everything bad about Football, making one pathetic team. I'm in shock that they could even defeat the Redskins once. When you insult the Redskins, you insult God. When you insult the Cowboys, you're complimenting a small child.
by Mike B. Anderson January 03, 2008
A team that has a rightful place in NFL history. They are currently one of the best teams in the NFL, although they haven't won a playoff game since 1996. Our QB, Tony Romo, is second only to Tom Brady, and T.O. Has the second highest reception rate in NFL History.Most retards (Eagles and Redskin fans) make fun of us witchout realizing how much they suck them selves.
Carl: Cowboys suck!
Tom: Who do you like?
Carl: The Eagles
Tom: LOL! N00b team with one Superbowl win!
Carl: And Cowboys?
Tom: Dallas Cowboys are five time Superbowl Champions, asshole
Tom: Who do you like?
Carl: The Eagles
Tom: LOL! N00b team with one Superbowl win!
Carl: And Cowboys?
Tom: Dallas Cowboys are five time Superbowl Champions, asshole
by Tard-Hater September 23, 2008
Frankie.- "Hey Billy, how many dallas cowboys does it take to win a super bowl?"
Billy.- "I don't know how many?"
Frankie.- "Can't nobody remember!"
Billy.- "I don't know how many?"
Frankie.- "Can't nobody remember!"
by dizstreetzjustwontleavemealone June 07, 2009
The most awesome football team ever. The people who call Dallas and their fans fags, homos, and the like are insecure about their own sexuality. They love to pick on the Cowboys and their fans, and when the Dallas fans do the same, they either: 1) make pathetic excuses 2) whine and/or complain. 3) start hating on them cause they're jealous
GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!
GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!
eagles fan: Ha the cowboys suck they are a bunch of fags/druggies/homos and their fans are too.
Cowboys fan: HOW many SuperBowls have the Eagles won?
EF: one.
CF: The Dallas Cowboys have FIVE. That's what I thought. When your team wins 5 SB's, then you can talk.
EF: *SNIFFLES* But, but,
CF: But what?
EF: you're a Faggot and all the other homos that are Cowboy fans. *sobbing as he runs away*
EF:
Cowboys fan: HOW many SuperBowls have the Eagles won?
EF: one.
CF: The Dallas Cowboys have FIVE. That's what I thought. When your team wins 5 SB's, then you can talk.
EF: *SNIFFLES* But, but,
CF: But what?
EF: you're a Faggot and all the other homos that are Cowboy fans. *sobbing as he runs away*
EF:
by COWBOYS & UGA BULLDOGS RULE!! June 10, 2009
by peepeepoopooeater February 09, 2021