The parking spaces right in front of a bar. Also known as rock star parking until you get pulled over as your drunk ass tries pulls out into traffic. It's like shoot fish in a barrel for cops.
I told his stupid ass not to park in "DUI Alley" but he didn't listen. Now he's in the drunk tankdowntown.
Bicycle riding style. The old 10-speed bike with the curvy handlebars tilted upright in such a fashion as to rise to the rider in a most unnatural way.
The bike is often a vintage yellow Schwinn from the rider's days of sneaking a Hamm's or Pabst from the parent's refrigerator, and has since spanned the timeline into child support payments, AA meetings, and work release.
A dance, based on a field sobriety test, where one puts one foot directly in front of the other while sticking their arms straight out at their sides, and reaching up and touching their nose with their index fingers. Also known as Brywalkin' and the Dooeystep.
A dui dale is a drunkfucking lowlife that has no license and smokes like a fucking chimney, he also looks like a fucking alien with cancer when he doesn't have a hat on