Hairy Doormat

The act of rubbing someone's face into your pubic hair's.

Manny was talking mad shit, so I had to give him the hairy doormat.

by TheMonkeKing November 07, 2023

Doormat patrol

Group of serious Fluke/summer flounder fishermen whose origin is based out of Queens & Long Island , they travel up & down the eastern seaboard hunting trophy fluke/flounder , groups name was created by a frustrated shinnecock charter capt that decided to call them doormat patrol due to the boat they were on consistently able to put fish in the boat while others weren’t able to ..

There are guys that like Fluke fishing ? & then there are guys who are obsessed with it like Doormat patrol

by Scratch Legba July 23, 2024