distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.

"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

by Axewielder December 11, 2007

Distinguished

attractive, sexy older male worth of pussy.

Whoa, my date last nite was totally distinguished even though he lives in the raisin ranch.

by flatrabbitfan February 4, 2010

dotting the eyes

The act of ejaculating, most likely a facial ejaculation, then tapping your sex partner's eyes with a semen covered penis head.

"Wait a second, don't clean up yet, I'm not done dotting the eyes."

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

Distinção Socioeconómica

Basicamente é flex numa forma de expressão com mais classe.

Weird distinção socioeconómica, but ok.

by imdrk5 July 20, 2020

Upset-dotting

When you switch being very formal with friends and family whilst texting because one of them just got you all upset. You don't want to admit you're upset, so instead you will start using upset dotting technique.

Jeebz: hahaha.. man just chill!
Taweel: I'm chilled. You need to chill. don't ask me to chill. Look at yourself. Trying to hard. Pfff.
Jeebz: I see u r unintentionally upset-dotting ur sentences.. hahaha
Taweel: Yeah. Well. Fuck you.

by Shaiz December 8, 2014

dixting

The act of sending a picture of your penis to someone in the hopes of receiving some sort of sexual favor in return. A more direct form of sexting, this act removes any ambiguity as to your intentions.

Dude, I've been dixting this girl all week, now she totally owes me one.

by I Don't Knowshon November 1, 2010

Bingo Dotting

(1)Also known as prairie dogging, the act of nearly soiling oneself.
(2) When a turd slips out your ass and "dots" your underwear, but resides back into your anal canal. Thus resembling a dot on a bingo card.

"Shit dude, I have to poo so bad I'm bingo dotting my underwear."

by Tiffany J. September 29, 2008