Dismaptic

One who cannot follow a map.

We wouldn't be lost if your weren't so fucking dismaptic.

by Sambinoooooooo! March 2, 2010

dismazing

Used to describe something that could be qualified as both disgusting and amazing at the same time.

I think the idea of a deep fried Mars bar is dismazing.

by ywg notbroken February 22, 2011

Dismasted

1. To have a catastrophic failure with a girl in bed (due to erection problems). Word arrived from ancient pirate manner of speaking, relating everything with seamanship.

Yarr, lady, thar was some heavy seas in your lagoon that left me dismasted so early!

by aluc April 3, 2012

Discalendaria

The inability to read calendars accurately.

Rob showed up to the company picnic on Saturday opposed to Sunday because he has discalendaria.

by Guaca_Molly August 5, 2016

Dismay

Noun:
concern and distress caused by something unexpected.
Verb:
cause (someone) to feel concern and distress.

Noun: To his dismay, his mother put him in a home.
Verb: They were dismayed by the “No Right Turns” policy.

by BluePupil1969 November 19, 2019

dispaltro

At times very annoying. Could be a pain in the ass and gives you too much homework. Not fair.

Man dispaltro lowkey kind of a bitch.

by DEEZHUEVOS May 12, 2020

Dismantilization

Verb, The state of a team facing disaster before the game is over. Coming apart, burning a lead, etc.

The Timberwolves were dominating until they faced dismantilization and choked.

by Frosty777 April 12, 2023