A degree of learning acquired by American males that gives them a false sense that have the required knowledge to quarterback pick-up football games.
To earn a Madden Diploma one must lead an undefeated team to the super bowl in Madden 10, and, most importantly; believe that because they won 19 meaningless games on Madden, they now have superior knowledge of the X’s and O’s of football, and are best suited to run offence and defense in a 7 on 7 back yard game.
To earn a Madden Diploma one must lead an undefeated team to the super bowl in Madden 10, and, most importantly; believe that because they won 19 meaningless games on Madden, they now have superior knowledge of the X’s and O’s of football, and are best suited to run offence and defense in a 7 on 7 back yard game.
“Why the hell does Jeremy call the play action fly every third play?”
“Trust the system. He has his Madden Diploma.”
“Trust the system. He has his Madden Diploma.”
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A diplomatic cable is a report written by embassy staff to the Department of State in Washington D.C. Thousands are sent a day.
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Get the Diplomat mug.A truly baffling and retarded rule that essentially means that as long as you're a diplomat you can get away with really anything. A source of irritation for New Yorkers due to UN diplomats incredible inability to park.
Sometimes if a diplomat has been accused of a serious crime such as rape or murder the diplomats country will either waive his immunity or send him home to be tried there. This however doesn't happen nearly as often as it should and many people get away with literally murder.
Diplomatic immunity can only be revoked by the diplomats country or Danny Glover
Sometimes if a diplomat has been accused of a serious crime such as rape or murder the diplomats country will either waive his immunity or send him home to be tried there. This however doesn't happen nearly as often as it should and many people get away with literally murder.
Diplomatic immunity can only be revoked by the diplomats country or Danny Glover
Diplomatic immunity proves diplomats don't have to live by the law. Look at the Wikipedia page and see how many assholes have gotten away with crimes we'd all be doing life for.
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