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Dilfert

Hey Ruben theirs a dilfert over there
by devin von patel December 31, 2008
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Dilbert

Dilbert is a highly-read comic strip started in 1989 by cartoonist Scott Adams featuring the office life of character Dilbert and his partners: the scheming Dogbert, Ratbert, Wally, often-angry Alice, the ignorant Pointy-Haired Boss, the genious garbage man, and other minor characters. Dilbert is portrayed as a smart, but often work-avoiding, employee. Wally is usually the same. The only hard-working engineer is Alice, but, despite her efforts, has never gotten a raise or any sort of credit for her work. Asok the Intern first appeared in 1996, and, although he is quick coming up with possible solutions to things, he is still naive of the real cruelties of the business world.

In the beginning, Dilbert and his companions were drawn purely by hand, and mailed off to the syndicate. Soon his work got more technology-related, and as of now, Scott Adams draws with no paper: he uses a Wacom Cintiq 21UX tablet/screen to draw on Adobe Photoshop. After, he emailed it to the syndicate. Scott Adams claimed that this technique is much more efficient than his previous ones on the Scott Adams Blog.
Guy-"Dilbert is like totally the best comic ever."
Other Guy-"Like, totally."
by cocoanutv May 5, 2009
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Dilversqueef

Dilver: When a long stream of explosive diarrhea shoots out of your dickhole.

Squeef: An eruptive horrifyingly bloody queef explosion

Dilversqueef: An indescribably terrifying combination of the two. It is said that were a dilversqueef ever to actually occur, the fabric of the universe would rip apart. It is also quite fun to say, and highly confusing when used as an insult.
Guy 1: You're a retard.
Guy 2: You're an asshole.
Guy 1: You're a... a dilversqueef!
(Guy 2's head explodes)
by Dildochod9000 April 8, 2011
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dilbert

1. someone who works in a cubicle at a mind-numbing job.

2. a job that is good practice for being dead or in a coma.
Don't ask him about his job, he's a dilbert.
by Mike Oxhard July 13, 2006
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john dillermand

A danish fictional character, featuring in a children's show with the same name.
He is known for having a very long and thin penis, which is also important for the plot of the show.
Did you see season two of John Dillermand yesterday?
by JohnDillermand>Sweden May 18, 2021
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diller

Diller can be used to descibe many things. In replace of cool, good, or penis.
Diller boots man!
Oh shit, I crushed my diller in the ice machine.
by SarahisPretty April 15, 2006
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Dilbert

v. - To get screwed over by a dumb senior management decision.
They Dilberted me again! My boss promised a customer a feature that doesn't exist, and now I'll have to work nights and weekends to implement it.
by itsgr82day November 14, 2005
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