Dick on your Mum

It is a phrase in similar form to Go Fuck Yourself or Suck Your Nan. It can also be used in a more literal sense if your Mum is an actual SCHLAAAAGGG!!!!

"Hey shopkeeper, have you got twenty Bensons"

"No"

"Oh Dick on your Mum"

"What did you say?"

"Fucking double Dick on your Mum"

"You shouldn't say that!!"

"African Elephant Dick on your Mum!!!!

by YaNansPumsDead March 31, 2013

Dick on Demand

(noun) When a woman disregards a man's feelings or needs, expecting him to be readily available to come over and have sex when it is convenient for HER, often with very little warning or communication. This is often associated with a hotation or whoring phase.

Girl. His dick is not part of your Netflix Que. You can't have Dick on Demand.

by Divorce Doc July 25, 2020

Dick on the Flow

When you're just hanging out with people and you haven't really done a whole lot in the day, but you're still hanging out with your friends and maybe some girls.

Yo there aren't any parties tonight so I guess I'm just gonna put my dick on the flow

by StraightChessingIt December 24, 2009

dick on the side

same as chic on the side except with d

girl, how's your dick on the side?
he done me good last night!

by strawberrymom October 9, 2016

dick on display

When you can obviously see someones dick through their pants

yo Jean-Paul! You have your dick on display!

by Plaingrain April 25, 2017

Dick on miniscule

When it's fucking brick in the surrounding area, causing immense shrinkage of one's dick

It's negative four out, my dick on miniscule

by CilthyFasual April 24, 2018

dick on them

to obliterate something (typically a team/person)

Chuck: You starting in the basketball game?
Bill: Yes bro. We will dick on them.

by 3van.j November 13, 2019