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national kick dick day

you can kick any guy in the crotch without them fighting back
by Dododa October 13, 2020
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Big Dick Day

You look down during the day to notice your member sitting larger than usual (n.b. refers to a larger than average floppy length and/or girth). CONGRATULATIONS - you are having a big dick day!
A smiling Jim emerges from the bushes having taken a quick whizz. "Great news... I'm having a big dick day" says Jim to his friends. Friends are happy for Jim (some high five).
by Ben UK 2010 June 14, 2010
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National Suck Dick Day

A day where girls can suck anyone’s dick and the men cannot say no, lands on every June 30th
girl: hey you know what today is?
guy: June 30th?
girl: yea, it’s also national suck dick day, so get on the bed
by justahomiev.2 June 25, 2019
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National Suck Dick Day

When you want your dick sucked because your lonely and ur wife and kids left you and even prostitutes won't have sex with you because of how sad you are
Aye, its National Suck Dick Day, maybe this nut won't make me want to kill myself.
by Pmekacca May 28, 2018
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Cut off a dick day

On April 12th cut off a dick. Preferably that of a perv.
Creep’s friend: Oh man, you should stop creeping on that girl, it’s cut off a dick day tomorrow

Creep: oh shit gotta keep it no matter how small
by Take a hint. May 25, 2018
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Oct 19 national grab dick day

Every girl has the pass of grabbing anyone’s dick
by Joshua_Bandzz October 16, 2019
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Smack People With Your Dick Day

A hypothetical annual holiday, to be held every August 22, whereby all males of respectable girth are encouraged to go outside, whip out their dicks, and smack people with them, all with no legal repercussions.

This holiday was first conceptualized by YouTube user TheAmazingAtheist in 2008, in his video titled "JUST ABOUT SICK 7". Granted, it was on the fly, and he never once talked about it since, but it would nonetheless be a nice change from all the usual boring and predictable annual holidays.
"Oh look! August 22 is, fucking, Smack People With Your Dick Day! That was clever!" --TheAmazingAtheist
by Trey4Life April 25, 2011
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