Dick Cheney 

Exactly what he is. Also can be used as an insult.

Look at that DICK Cheney over there.
Dumbass: hay letz go be hiporcites and say we're uber kewl christians but then carry gunz n then shoot people lawl

Smart Person: Shut up Dick Cheney

Dick Cheney by Kewlppl August 31, 2005

Dick Cheney 

The fucker who shot that lawyer and covered it up for about a day .

He is also the guy with his hand up bushes puppet ass making him do whatever the hell he wants

fuck man that guy dick cheney just shot a guy in the face

Dick Cheney by random man May 1, 2006

Dick Cheney 

Pacemaker on legs.

Also see; George Bush

Cheyne's got a gun, dick cheney's got a gun, now everybody's on the run..

Dick Cheney by *Dee* April 18, 2006

Dick Cheney 

The 4th branch of government

Dick Cheney: "Nono, that doesn't apply to me. As the vice-president, I technically belong to neither the executive NOR the legislative branch."

Dick Cheney by Juggles4 April 13, 2008

Dick Cheney 

(Noun) An individual who drinks, plays with guns, and regularly takes women other than his wife to the woods. Frequently gets arrested for DUI and has been known to shoot people. Once elected to be Vice President of the Us US after much fraud in Ohio. Once appointed by the Supreme Court after much fraud in Florida. Has had his heart jump-started more times than a defective battery in an old Yugo. An all around American role model for conservative ass-maggots. Looks suspiciously like a freshly circumsized penis. Rumored to be Rush Limbaugh's secret gay lover. Currently using President George W. Bush as an ass puppet. Reportedly neck deep in Halliburton-related Iraq-rebuilding contract corruption. His alleged nickname within the administration is "Bigtime." He has a lesbian daughter.

"Due to frustrations over his bad heart, flaming lesbian daughter, rampant alcoholism, crumbling marriage, public accusations of corruption, and relationship with Rush Limbaugh, Dick Cheney finally lost it and blasted his long-time hunting partner with a 28-gauge shotgun early this February."

Dick Cheney by Blenderhead April 10, 2006

Dick Cheney 

vice president who needs to go see the Wizard for a new heart. Calls all of Bush's shots.

Anybody notice that Dick hasn't been around lately? Is he in his undisclosed place or have they faked his death?

Dick Cheney by Alex February 26, 2003

Dick Cheney 

verb; to pepper a fellow human in the face with birdshot.

man #1: You dirty bastard, I'm gonna go Dick Cheney on your ass!

man #2: No, that'll hurt like hell. I'm sorry!

Dick Cheney by cheneyshotaguy April 9, 2006