Deutsche Bag

A German or Dutch person, usually male, often moving in groups of 3 or 4, generally autochthonous to Stuttgart or Rotterdam, whose love of Kraft Werk and efficient industrial production do little to obfuscate their unpopularity in social circles outside of their own.

While shopping for butt-plugs in a Stuttgart suburb, Karl was attacked by a group of dirty Deutsche Bags and kicked in the back.

by Jambone March 27, 2004

don deutsch

A guy who is just a great big douche the name refering to one of the biggest douches of them all don deutsch

Look at that kid walking with the fat asian girl what a don deutsch!

by TD24 April 18, 2008

Deutsch Roll

The act of having a threesome in the back of a Volkswagon Bug/Beetle while a fourth person drives you around. Because of confined spaces, generally this consists of two girls/one guy - however, may include small furry animals.

"What did you guys do last night?"
"Yeah, we called up my girl and we Deutsch Rolled her all over town!"

by Hans "Deutsch Roll" Deeter February 18, 2010

Deutsche-bag

(noun)

1. A foreign "hipster" entrenched in the "Berlin lifestyle":

Cathy - " Did you hear about Joe? He's decided to stay on a while in Berlin, he says it's the place that was born to be the place he was born to be in. "

Ange - " What a Deutsche-bag. "

by A. hamilton October 26, 2010

Deutsch Bank

Alternative form of douche bag.

Man, that Fred Durst is a real Deutsch Bank.

by T.Wood August 4, 2006

Deutsche cookie

A way to make calling someone a deutsche sound cute, but still just as offensive. A person who is acting like an asshole, but you like too much to seriously insult.

God damn it, why are you being such a deutsche cookie?

by bosstoniaaan July 18, 2011

Deutsch-o-Phobic

A person who makes the assumption that someone is a N A Z I based off the basic knowledge that someone is German. Generally used to describe someone who sits at home and calls people a member of said political party that no longer exists because they are ignorant or uneducated. These are mean people, because we have souls and we're just like anyone else.

I got called a Nazi because I have the modern German flag as my YouTube profile picture. So many Deutsch-o-Phobic people on the internet.

by Ein_Freundlicher_Deutscher December 28, 2020