Dessert Fries

The fries that have fallen out of the pouch and into the bag on your to go order, that you do not find until after you eat the rest of your food, then when you want more, you have a few fries left and they taste oddly sweet.

"Man I'm out of food, OOH Dessert Fries"

by Dwiin June 2, 2015

dessert dick

Dessert dick: when a man goes without sex or be in a sexual position for a long time

Man my girl finna give make me have dessert dick bruh

by trapo100 October 7, 2016

Dessert Gang

A semi-cult which recently transformed into a full cult, where you talk about desserts, mainly cookies,cupcakes and brownies.Also, it uses many dessert related emotes and emojis.

Founded by Cupcake with Swagger as it's first member.

Person 1: What is the first rule of dessert gang?
Leader: Don't eat healthily, except if it's blueberries.

by Swagger3105 January 18, 2019

Dessert Slut

Dessert Slut: Someone who is virtuous in every way, until the dessert cart is rolled out.

She doesn't drink, smoke or swear, but put a piece of pie in front of her and she turns into a real dessert slut.

by Rickdb April 26, 2011

Dessert and Coffee

Inserting both your balls (coffee) and your cock (dessert) in the act of intercourse.

This includes both vaginal and anal intercourse. If executed with a same sex partner the act then becomes "Tea and Crumpets".

I hope you don't mind baby, but I'm going to treat myself to some dessert and coffee tonight.

by dessertandcoffee November 13, 2011

dessert bar

A type of a speakeasy with a mixed concept of a bar and a bakery that serves both alcohol and dessert

Lets grab a drink and some cake in the dessert bar

by B294 November 21, 2016

dessert sam

Rubbing your pubic hair on your partner till you give them a burn.

Partner 1: Oh you rub that pubic hair all over me. (Pause) wait. ow, you just Dessert Sammed me you asshole!

Partner 2: You're lucky you didn't go down in flames.

by Bugimus J. Bug September 17, 2006