thunder pounder. Someone who leaves your innards feeling abused. A guy who is often portrayed as a douchebag but rarely is one. A hot guy who is great in bed.
by hmmmyaknow February 19, 2010
Tons of pure awesome rolled into one tasty long hominid. A really cool person. Very smart, talented, funny guy who saves your ass on a daily basis then plays a round of Modern Warfare. All in the same day. Usually geeky. Always nice. Rock star in the sack. Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Eats plants, animals and Pizza Rolls.
Girl A to girl B: Wow, who was that nice guy who drained your butt abscess today?
Girl B: I KNOW, wasn't he? Plus he was funny and OMG, he actually dx my problem correctly. I can't believe I've been to see so many others over the past 4 weeks and nobody figured it out. My butt cheek feels so much better now. I can finally sit again. What a ninja....he's such a Derek.
Girl B: I KNOW, wasn't he? Plus he was funny and OMG, he actually dx my problem correctly. I can't believe I've been to see so many others over the past 4 weeks and nobody figured it out. My butt cheek feels so much better now. I can finally sit again. What a ninja....he's such a Derek.
by butt'sallbetter February 07, 2010
The sweetest, kindest, cutest, and most thoughtful boy you will ever meet. He is a keeper. Dereks are usually really good at wrestling. They also are really short when they are kids but hit their growth spurt and are 6'7" overnight. If you find a Derek ask him out because it's the best decision you will ever make.
by BBallVBallSBall June 23, 2016
Derek we sometimes call him DJ.Derek wear beanies and rick and morty shirts.he likes ramen and regular show be like derek
by MountainDewDrinker69 January 12, 2023
Derek is awesome. 'Nuff said.
by Lawlbags November 16, 2009
amazingly awesome at everything. Derek is a symbol or being who simply is the best one can possibly be. he once said "so i ask dem, you want ice cream cone? bof of dem say yes! how in de hell?"
by Sam Schulte February 06, 2007
So cute
Fine body
Quiet laugh
Reserved on the outside and not in the inside
Has relationship issues but only bc no one can measure up to his standards
In search of the perfect girl
If he likes you, don't take advantage of him because you will regret it bc he is perfect
Seriously HOT
When you stand behind him you just imagine wrapping yourself around his perfect body
Cares about everyone, puts everyone else first
Can talk your ear off, only if he chooses
Great in time management, plans everything out
May only take a few showers a week, but who cares, he always smells nice
Drinks milk way too much
Loves Jesus
Literally the guy you dream about spending the rest of your life with
Fine body
Quiet laugh
Reserved on the outside and not in the inside
Has relationship issues but only bc no one can measure up to his standards
In search of the perfect girl
If he likes you, don't take advantage of him because you will regret it bc he is perfect
Seriously HOT
When you stand behind him you just imagine wrapping yourself around his perfect body
Cares about everyone, puts everyone else first
Can talk your ear off, only if he chooses
Great in time management, plans everything out
May only take a few showers a week, but who cares, he always smells nice
Drinks milk way too much
Loves Jesus
Literally the guy you dream about spending the rest of your life with
by second_chance October 19, 2013