dental dam

a sheet of plastic or latex used to protect yourself from S.T.D's during Oral Sex

Yummy, my dental dam still tastes like the fruit roll up that i took it from, sense we all know the the plastic in a fruit roll up wrap is a very good way of using a dental damn!

by Sensual Heelang November 29, 2003

dental appointment

Term that covers any excuse for not closing the deal on a blow job.

Q: "Hey man, she was at your place for like 2 hours... You at least get some dome?"
A: "Nope, fuckin' dental appointment."

by Lemongello February 2, 2013

dental rush

The act of brushing your teeth multiple times right before a dentist appointment.

Guy 1: You going to the dentist?

guy 2: Yah, I had a dental rush this morning.

by amatwiedle September 23, 2013

Gentle dental

A very slow and fulfilling blowjob.

I was with my girl the other day and she gave me some gentle dental

by FeelsAwfullyCool September 10, 2016

Dentally retarded

Someone who *knows* they need to go to the dentist but keeps putting it off because they are scared, they don't want to spend the money, or they think the problem will just go away on its own.

Bob: My teeth are killing me.

Steph: Why don't you go see the dentist? You're always complaining about your teeth.

Bob: I don't wanna go.

Steph: Man, you are dentally retarded.

by VT T-Bear November 26, 2009

dental dickhead

an obnoxious, racist, petty, and/or blasphemous person. synonyms include #CheeseDickSalesman.

the Rothschildren are a bunch of dental dickheads.

by November3rdFlushtheTurd July 12, 2019

Dental Surgery

Instant dental work to some mouthy fucker who has got (in a roundabout way) what he was asking for.

"And the Lord proclaimed all who believe in he shall be awarded entry to the kingdom of heaven and sit at his side....but if thy disbelieve in his almighty power the lord shall show his displeasure and wrath with the pox and scurvy and dental surgery"

by Burning blue soul January 16, 2017