Dementia

The best response to anything and everything that seems unhealthy, including laziness/sedentary lifestyle.

Person 1: Omg you gotta try out this freakshake!! They put a whole ass cake on your shake!!
Person 2: Uhh no thanks, that sounds like a recipe for diabetes, and dementia.

Guy 1: Hey man wanna chill at my place and get stoned af?

Guy 2: Nah I'll pass, I don't wanna raise my risk of dementia

User 1: Do you play league?

User 2: Does it look like I want dementia?

Dementia by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 8, 2023

dementia

when you have brain goo

do you know who else has dementia?
do you know who else has dementia?

grandpa go to bed

dementia by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 16, 2023

Dementia

Excuse the most entitled of the elderly use to get out of accoutability for their sactions, typically used when "do as I say,not as I do" no longer works.

Not a real mental illness (unlike Schizophrenia, OCD and ADHD which are VERY real.)

Dad has "dementia", he INTENTIONALLY broke my door down asking wher eMom was when she was next to him in the living room the whole time, and yet they say he has "dementia".

Dementia by drivingdudefromnowhere June 28, 2024

Dementia

I dont remember going to this website

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Jake: hey wanna go to cinemas tonight?
Bill (Dementia Arc): who are you and why am I here?

Dementia by seriousramennoodles July 7, 2024

dementia

uhhh i forgot what i meant to say wait what's my name what where am i

Person 1: has dementia

Person 2 : fucking explodes
Person 3 : u have ligma

dementia by TheBritishGen August 17, 2024

Dementia

Dementia is a general term for the impaired ability to remember, think, or make decisions that interferes with doing everyday activities. Alzheimer's disease is the most common type of dementia.

Dementia is a general term for the impaired ability to remember, think, or make decisions that interferes with doing everyday activities

Dementia is... Nvm i forgot.

What was i talking about again?

Person 1: Sorry man, I have dementia.
Person 2: Oh really? I've never met someonr with dementia before.
Person 1: What? I never said I have dementia.

Dementia by menlover_ March 13, 2024

Dementia

What you might die from. But don’t worry about it. You’ll forget eventually.

“Oh no. He has dementia. Poor dude.”

“Who’s dementia?”

Dementia by Sparkmaker12 June 5, 2024