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Shotgun deaf

1. When someone claims to have not heard the proclamation "shotgun" after Shotgun has audibly been declared, and therefore claims to have rights to the shotgun seat.

2. That guy who always says that shotgun is his, regardless of if he had it last or if someone has already called shotgun.
"Dude... I called shotgun like half a second ago, your shotgun deafness wont work this time, shotgun is MINE!"
by Jpharmsb September 7, 2011
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Deaf Leopard

A Cougar that is past their prime and needs a hearing aide.
I knew my tinder date was old, but instead of being a cougar she turned out to be a deaf leopard.
by Plucked Chook February 17, 2021
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degarade

A mixture of vodka and sports drink (ex. Gatorade) in a sports drink bottle to conceal the fact you are drinking.
Guy 1: Are you ready for the superbowl party with my parents?

Guy 2: Yeah! I've got a bottle of degarade so we can enjoy the night too.
by benoe garcia March 10, 2011
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decafficate

To shit your pants after a triple expresso or large amount of caffeine
by Bogfresh December 16, 2013
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DeGaray

A damn-fine fine-looker. If DeGaray was a mexican cuisine he would be a Mole Pablano due to his spicy nature. DeGarays are too hot to touch and when looking a DeGaray straight in the eye ball you will be forced to salivate freely from the oral cavity. If a DeGaray was an animal he would clearly be a banana slug. Not only do they have nearly identical physiques, but similar penile organs as well. The banana slug has a penile organ that can grow to be the size of it's body. Im not saying that DeGarays have 5 1/2 to 6 foot "goofy goobers" but they are known to never wear shorts and the girth of one leg always wider than the other. You may ask "Which leg's bigger the right or left? You know, hows it hanging? ;). When asked DeGarays simply reply with, "It depends on my mood."
Kevin: "WOW! Who's that damn-fine fine-looker over there with one thick leg?"

John: "Oh thats a DeGaray can't you tell."
by SlowJammer69 February 7, 2014
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Delafield Street

Also known as the Dirty Dela, it is the best street in New Brunswick. Filled with Rutgers students and one family with young kids at the moment (I wonder how that's working out for them...) A hardcore street, we've had bank robbers ditch their vans here, but since we're so awesome they ran to Guilden first before getting shot down by the cops.

Not a bad location, with Joe's liquors, Easton Ave, and Krauszers all just about across the street.
by NoBigDeal April 19, 2009
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Deganwy

Its got a beach like the one you see in your dream baby im from DEGANWYYY, nice chips and good views theres every thing you want to do when your in DEGANWYYYY, fresh air makes you feel brand new, Lovely people will inspire you let me meet you in deganwyyy 'xo
Better than disney land, and cheaper than pounland! DEGANWYYYY <3
by Wales<3 March 14, 2011
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