deflate

"I've been trying to deflate myself lately, but I just can't stop eating at McDonalds."

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Deflate

Tom Brady's ball boys were trying to deflate for bathing suit season.

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Being deflated or to deflate it means to have lost weight and to be thin.

we should go to the gym so we can deflate together

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Someone who fell from the top of the ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way down.

How did your blind date go?
It was fine, except that she was facially defeated.

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When you’ve literally farted so much you’ve devoid your intestines of any gas’s leaving yourself feeling rather empty and deflarted.

He was feeling cold deflarted and alone as he left the office..

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failure when u couldnt open the cookie jar in your attic and u got an F- on all your tests for the last 16 years

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when you are so deflated, that you can't even fart...there's nothing left in you.

Marcy's rent was due, she needed gas money, and HR called to say she didn't get the job; she was utterly deflarted.

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