December 12th

Eat my a$$ day

Friend: Eat my a$$
You: Why?
Friend: Because it’s December 12th
You: gay

by bisexualvirgo December 7, 2021

December 12th

National punch anyone shorter than you day! If you have a short friend, or know anyone short, be sure to punch them on your way past them.

John: “hay jimmy”
*punches*
Jimmy: “why’d you just punch me?”
John: “it’s December 12th”

by Lame.weirdo.222 December 11, 2020