Downward Dingdong

The act of pointing a boner downward so you can take that first piss of the day when you've got morningwood.

"Man, I woke up having to piss like crazy this morning, but I had major morningwood."
"What'd you do? Piss in your own face?"
"No way, man. Downward dingdong."

by Raul Hormel October 23, 2012

DCRingo

This originated in Alabama, US. It mean a whiney person who blows the smallest thing out of all proportion and makes it his personal crusade to avenge the "wrong".

I wish that guy Dave would shut up and stop being a f**king DCRingo. He makes me wanna slap him

by Pingus Maximus November 8, 2004

Ding-a-derry

A state of celebration upon acquiring a brain.

"I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, if I only had a brain." -Scarecrow

by The ORIGINAL Lulubelle January 1, 2011

Dcigs

The funniest mother fucker the world has seen, and will ever see. His name is D'andre Siggers, and he does prank calls(epic) and does a whole comedy show online.

Dcigs called a gamestop and asked for Gay Rainbow Six.

by Walmartassassin January 2, 2009

Ding Dong Shlong

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

asshole ding

Those little dents in your car doors caused by careless assholes who hit your car with their car door.

My Mercedes is straight as an arrow except for a few asshole dings on the driver door.

by Rickof Lancaster October 21, 2008

ding ding ding!

Right! You are correct!

Meant to replicate the sound from a game show when the contestant has answered the question correctly.

So, you screwed her last night, right?

Ding ding ding!

by bhobson333 July 12, 2006