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dandelion fairy

When a person makes a wish on a dandelion, the dandelion fairy carries the wish to heaven.
I wished for a new phone, but apparently the dandelion fairy hasn't brought it to heaven yet.
by FairyGuide.com January 24, 2009
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Dandelion Patch

There are times when you're entering your partner from behind at which time she makes shat upon your curlies....at that time you both have entered the dandelion patch.
Bob: "you and Bertha were trashed last night" Steve: "You've got no idea....I was biting her back and she dropped me a fucking dandelion patch"
by Stank Deek June 1, 2013
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dangerous dandelions

The biggest baddest gang around. They prefer to tickle their victims to death or make them have severe allergic reactions if applicable.
Guy1: Hey man, do you have allergies?
Guy2: Yeah, its the Dangerous Dandelions......
by dalainimick March 1, 2010
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Dandelion

A permutation of the anime archetypes of "loli" and "yandere" in which a female humanoid being (or appearing to be) underaged expresses their love for their boy toy of choice through excessive acts of homicide. This term can also be used to describe underaged females who violently express their claim over a celebrity crush, be they real or fictitious.
The little girl slaughtered every girl in the village so they wouldn't look at her senpai. This solidified her title as a dandelion.

She's a dandelion! When I told her how much I loved Shota from My Hero Academia, she threatened me with heinous acts of torture if I didn't stop talking!
by Mushroom pants March 31, 2020
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Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez's Bubble Gum Back Smackering Through The Road Around Of Any Dandelion And Sunflower Dead Dead And It Is Deadass
Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez's Bubble Gum Back Smackering Through The Road Around Of Any Dandelion And Sunflower Dead Dead And It Is Deadass
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025
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Dickie Licky Vickie; The Dandelion Deed Through The Crevices Of An Elephant, WHom Is Actually A Komodo Dragon <Monitor`~`Lizard>
Dickie Licky Vickie; The Dandelion Deed Through The Crevices Of An Elephant, WHom Is Actually A Komodo Dragon <Monitor`~`Lizard>
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The "'Dandelion'" Deed Is Known As "'Wayne`~`Gretzky'"
The "'Dandelion'" Deed Is Known As "'Wayne`~`Gretzky'"
by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
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