D-low

A god among all life forms in all of existence

Holy fuck that guy is such a D-low!

by DaaBootyybanditt November 25, 2020

self-loop d' loop

The act of taking your own pecker and inserting it into their own behind

Hey, I heard George is a ps4 player so he must like to self-loop d' loop Himself.

by Ywwb January 14, 2020

I'd Love To Turn You On

Coined by The Beatles and used in their song "A Day In Life", "I'd love to turn you on" is often mistaken as:

*A sexual term
*A marijuana related term(I want to turn this blunt on so bad)

The truth is the sentence "I'd Love To Turn You On" is often used by stoners and hippies alike who actually know what "Turn on, Tune in, Drop out" means. It's more of a question. Instead of asking "yo bitch, wanna do LSD with me?" you can use the more poetic "I'd love to turn you on, babe". The sentence must always be said in a song tone or the effect is lost. Alternately, you can use the "You are the walrus" speech coined by Slag:

"All you gotta do babe is turn on, tune in, and drop out. Are you ready to go to the land where hopes and dreams are really not? Are you ready to expand your mind? I want you to listen. You are the light. You are the walrus. I'd love to turn you on."

The above must be said in a normal tone and works better if said high.

Guy: I'd love to turn you on babe.

Girlfriend: What?

Guy: It's a stoner thing, wanna do acid with me?

Girlfriend: no, that stuff makes you stupid.

Guy: Too late, that pepsi has enough acid to kill an elephant.

Girlfriend: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! WHY ARE THE WALLS BLEEDING?

by Dr.Strangelove(aka Mr.Lyndon) May 5, 2008

d-loc

A person who you are deeply aquainted to as a good friend. a person who you look as a person of high friendship (also can be a person who smokes weed with you)

Hey wasup d-loc, d-loc up in he-ahh, or up in da how-see!
You d-loc pass me the weed.

by Jeffrey lui April 10, 2003

wow-i'd-love-to-be-caught-up-in-those

The feeling that one has when they see something so attractive that it takes courage to look directly upon or in to, knowing that once you do, you won't escape... yet you won't have a problem with that.

See "Ashley Burger"

by Marc December 28, 2003

d-load

(n) When a man's penis is so long he tries to hide the length by tucking the shaft down between the buttocks but leads to failure because it looks like he has doo-dooed in his pants.

(n) ejaculate or cum so much to the point of soaking a girl from head-to-toe.

(v) to ejaculate the cum from a creampie "upload;" to get rid of a cum-load from the vagina.

"Sammy doesnt want to scare them off by his length but looks like has a d-load in his pants"

"It isnt shit its a d-load"

"She had a lot to d-load after he came in her"

"He totally d-loaded all over her, she was soaked"

by btardo February 15, 2010

D'lolly

there's only one out there, and she is currently 22 years of age and living in florida. Though there are names close to it, she is the only D'lolly. :)

D'lolly is the name of a girl, born in 1986, she is currently 22 years old and though people have come close to the name, she is the only D'lolly.

by dandelionswishes June 6, 2009