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Miley Cyrus

A stupid hoe, also can refer too the Disney channel failure, one of the 99% to go one from the beloved kid's channel and do stupid shit. A Miley Cyrus can take many forms, including little bitches, hoes, failures, weird ass bitches doing stupid shit, and anything else stupid. LIKE DAMN
"Hey man, did you see that Miley Cyrus, up on stage molesting a foam finger?"
"Yeah man, I even heard it died of of AIDS."
"I heard that too. Can you imagine how fucked she would have to be to make dem AIDs spread that fast?"
by Dyfi December 17, 2013
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Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana

Retarded, no-talent, annoying little brat who thinks she can act and sing but really just irritates the crap out of millions of parents every night when their Miley-obsessed little 9-year-old runs into the TV room and puts on Disney Channel, shouting "Hannah Montana's on! Then JONAS! YAY! I get to see some Tennessee hick-chick put on a blonde wig and some glittery clothes and attempt to be the next Madonna, when she's really just lipsynching to a pre-recorded, Auto-toned version of her own retarded little redneck voice. I'm so cool!"
Yet another product of the Disney corporate zombie-making machine. Ripped off Michael Jackson in her stupid little "Fly on the Wall" music video, which I only looked at because someone told me about it on the timeless, legendary "Thriller" video, which, once again, she ripped off. Not to mention his "Bad" video.

Is defended for being a pole-dancing hillbilly whore by 8, 9 or 10-year-old bratty girls who think synthesizers and robotic "hey y'all" voices are super-cool. Slutty. Ugly. Untalented. Stupid. Annoying. Obnoxious.

Anyone who thinks Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana (pick a freaking name you retard!) has even one iota of talent for anything but pissing off a ton of people needs their brains checked, or else you're just another Disney Doormat. In that case, better hurry off this offensive yet truthful definition and watch her idiotic show, full of other Disney Doormats who couldn't get an acting job anywhere else. Anyone who thinks Miley / Hannah is a good actress/singer obviously has no mind of their own, so your opinion doesn't count.
Girl 1: Hannah Montana sucks!
Girl 2: Yeah!
Boy 1: Miley Cyrus is such a whore.
Girl 1: They're the same person.
Girl 2: GOD! WHY DOESN'T THAT UGLY HO JUST PICK A FREAKING NAME AND STOP CONFUSING US!
Boy 1: Amen to that! Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana has no talent and doesn't have the right to have TWO retarded names! One is more than enough!
by Loves Real Music MJ Forever! September 10, 2009
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Miley Cyrus

A ridiculous individual who looks like an ugly boy trying to look like a girl. This individual can never keep its tongue inside its mouth when a camera is present. This is also somebody who looks like a buffoon while attempting to dance.
Oh my God! Did you see that Miley Cyrus? That was the worst dance ever!
by marcusm88 October 31, 2013
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cyrusrex

1. this guy who does crazy screwed up experimental music.. which happens to be pretty damn good. his album "allofme.hyde" (2004) can be found on the amazon.com website.
2. an adjective for an adjective used to describe hair colors. works only on colors that have been seen on the head of cyrusrex.
3. the man behind negative3
1a. damn, i've been listening to that weird track by cyrusrex all day. it has taken me to the edge of insanity and i love it!
1b. i declare my undying love to cyrusrex.
2. cyrusrex brown, cyrusrex red, cyrusrex blue
3. negative3 is my church.
by mimiiii October 2, 2006
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Cyrus

Cyrus is the best person you will ever meet and it is for sure that anyone who claims too hate him is very jealous. Cyrus will always manage to make you laugh even when you're having the worst day of your life, he has definitely had some weird phases to say the least though....
Besty:Why do you talk about Cyrus so much😭
Me:BECAUSE I LOVE HIM SO SO SO MUCH WJBEDHEBBZ
by Sanrio-babe October 16, 2022
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Smiley Cyrus

When Miley Cyrus actually smiles for a day without twerking while sticking her tongue out to swallow the jizz from her crowd.
I was greeted by Smiley Cyrus today!
by WhoDatFreshBoi April 2, 2017
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Miley Cyrus

a flirt who thionks she can get anything she wants just because she is the daughter of billy ray. She is a tease. SHe says she will be pure but so did britney spears. Not one of the Jonas Brother will sleep with her. She is three people in one. Trys to be innocent. A FAKE! she can't sing. and most of a WHORE! the way she dresses now.
did you see miley cyrus's clothes last night. i wonder who she screwed last night.
by nick jerry April 15, 2008
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