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Condarmed

To be equipped with a condom. Usually as a precaution for the possibility of a sexual encounter, even when no such situation is immediately or obviously forthcoming.
1.
Bob: Man, I totally hooked up with Betty at that party last night. Luckily I was condarmed, or she would never have let me do anything.

2.
Jack: Dude, I bumped into Jill in the street the other night. We would totally have hit it off, but I didn't have any protection...
John: Unlucky mate... You should've been condarmed when you went out, so if stuff happens it's never a problem.
by Jovian09 June 23, 2009
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Cynder Suprize

a surprise of awesome-ness, quite like a kinder surprise except reversed (creamy on outside chocolate on inside)

a Cynder Suprize can also be a "Cyndel" who has stopped running around and has Settled, making it a Surprise because nobody thought it would ever happen

Cynder Suprize is also a famous YouTube Lesbian known for her Optimism and love for others
hey have you tried the new Cynder Suprize. its the tastiest treat i have ever put in my mouth
by b4byf4c3s-b1tch December 28, 2010
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Cindarella Sweeps

when a guitarist in a song does so many sweeps in a song or segment and in different variations.
dude that song was sick.
yeah the guitarist was like cinderella he was sweeping so much
his fret board is going to be spotless!

those were some technically sick Cindarella Sweeps
by SkotiiEphynMayne February 10, 2012
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candarexia

Eating Disorder in which sufferer eats a primarily candy based diet
I think my friend is suffering from candarexia. She barely eats yet seems to be putting on weight; I also caught her eating sour gummy worms for breakfast.
by candarexic November 12, 2014
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cynderblock

A bleached blonde troll who lacks intelligence and style looking specifically for baristas to bang.
Look at that blonde bitch! She’s nottin’ but a Cynderblock banging every barista from NYC to Austin
by Crotch pheasant May 27, 2018
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Cynder Quest

Yo ya know Cynder Quest. Boi she clapped
by CliffordTBRD June 28, 2018
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Cynder Does Stuff

A funy xd man who is funy yet dum dum
Cynder Does Stuff is poop face >:(
by FunyManXDXDXD June 11, 2019
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