george carlin

1937-2008
one of the most brilliant comedians in history...
He was very intelligent and open minded and first known for the 7 dirty words
also renowned for bashing religion, banks, the government, the elitist class that rule and control america and etc...

He was truthful and told it like it is
many comedians today can trace their roots back to George Carlin
basically the white version of Richard Pryor

by 23453124 November 12, 2009

George Carlin

A man who was incarnated by The Lord and then applied for a name change to "George Carlin". His comedy was direct, in your face, and to the point. He was also an accomplished philosopher.

I don't want to die! I want to live! That's the great secret to life...Not dying!

-George Carlin

by M2012 August 5, 2010

George Carlin

The absolutely greatest comedian ever to grace the Earth with his presence.

"I'd like to point out that during the twentieth century, white, God-fearing, predominately Christian Europe produced Lenin, Stalin, Franco, Hitler and Mussolini."

by Ben Kenobi July 15, 2008

Carling Weekend

AKA the Reading and Leeds Festivals in the UK. Considered the best festival in the world, even better than Glastonbury, Woodstock, Lollapalooza and Ozzfest. Reading originally started as a Jazz and Blues festival in 1961, whilst Leeds started in 1999 so Northerners can get a taste of the Reading experience too. Rather notorious for it's annual campsite riots and it's bottling of unwanted acts.

Great bands such as Foo Fighters, New Order, Nirvana, Kings Of Leon, Smashing Pumpkins, Queens Of The Stone Age, The Pixies, Primus, Stone Temple Pilots, Green Day, The Strokes, The Darkness, Metallica, Super Furry Animals and Soundgarden have graced the stages of Reading and Leeds.

Kid: Mum, I wanna go to Glastonbury!
Mum: No, the Carling Weekend is a lot better. Go to Leeds or you're grounded!

by Future Reading and Leeds Headliner January 21, 2006

George Carlin

Greatest Stand-up Comedian to ever live, Rest In Peace sir. You will be greatly missed as an inspiration to almost every successful comedian today.

George Carlin a legend.... RIP

by Flytemaster July 3, 2008

Carlin Rudder

Having someone help complete the act of masturbation by pushing back and forth on the males forearm using their foot, while the male holds his own penis. Most of the time this is preformed in a single wide trailer with one or both of the participants wearing cowboy boots.

My buddy Clay gave me a wicked hard Carlin Rudder last night.

by nvminer October 16, 2010

Carlin

A dinosaur human-being, they tend to be incredibly funny and it is said to have a big head and little arms like a T-Rex. Carlins have the ability to be the life of a party, and turn frowns upside down. Though they have awesome personalities beware of when they're hungry, they can be vicious.

"Rooaaaar"
Jane: "Is that a dinosaur"
John: "Nah thats a hungry Carliny"

by AwesomeFun-Brain August 19, 2013