Cummanoid

A form of paranoya that usually kicks in within a week after having sex. It is when you have sex with a guy, and for the next few weeks you are scared that every white/sticky/transparent stain on your shirt/pants/wall etc is cum.
Basically, it means you're paranoid of cum being everywhere.

"oh no, what is that stain on my wall!? and what is that mark on my shirt!!??"
"relax, it's probably only toothpaste. Geez you're cummanoid!"

by Jingle Bells May 30, 2008

Cutman

fucking noob with no life, has 20K posts on a message board that's been around for a year.

GO the FUCK OUTSIDE NOW!

by dot dot dot July 27, 2004

cuzband

your cousin's husband

Dude, my cuzband Bill is so cool..He used to buy me beer when I was underage.

by Nuggets Mcgee October 25, 2007

cutman

The most faggoty user at 404 Error.

I am Cutman! I post a lot! I like teh weiner!

by Not-Gir July 26, 2004

Cuzband

The name of the male spouse when the married couple are cousins.

"Hey, ho's it going? I want you to meet my cuzband!"

by KimiBichee October 3, 2012

Cuzband

When you marry your first cousin who happens to be male.

Nanny is in love with her first cousin. She wants to marry cousin Jimbo. When they marry - Jimbo will be her "cuzband."

by Repulsed Observer October 16, 2008

CoZmAn

Person who Disreguards the Rules, and or Dosn't really care about Authority

Look at him get in his Bosses face, Thats a CoZmAn right there.

by Calvin Nekars August 31, 2005