custee

Custom made or personalized t-shirt

I am going to buy me a custee.

by tshirtdesigner October 30, 2009

custerfluck

1) an extremely (and often embarrassingly) confused and chaotic situation

2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "cluster fuck"

"That long-haired sunuvabitch went to the Little Bighorn lookin' to kick some aboriginal ass but ended up dyin' in one helluva glorious custerfluck!"...

"Yeah, every week it's a new custerfluck down there at Bridgeport!"…

by TIC Redux May 8, 2005

Cutted

Synonymous with "owned."

A: "Get cutted, noob!"
B: "Dude that guy cutted you so bad."
C: (After beating the opponent) "Cutted."

by Toaster4231 August 16, 2016

raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.

"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"

by Carl J. Maltese April 28, 2007

Casted

To snitch on a fam

Present tense : Cast

My mom casted me to my dad bruv

I’ll have to cast you man

by Mandem energy October 17, 2019

cuted out

Cuted out is what happens when a cat, dog, or baby (usually) does something so absurdly cute that your brain stops working and you start saying things that aren't actually words and talking in baby gaga voice.

Boy: Why did you stop what you were saying mid-sentence?

Girl: OMG somebody sent me a video of a cat inside a cat costume playing with string. I was temporarily cuted out.

by arganaut January 21, 2015

Chuck-E-Cheese-Custody

Sub par dining / entertainment for bad parents who occasionally spend time with their kids. A mix of cheap food and sugar filled entertainment so the part time parent does not have to actually speak to or spend time with the child.

The judge awarded me chuck-e-cheese-custody so now I have to "babysit" one day a month. Sigh.

by Dyalect March 5, 2015