de fellationibus non curat lex

A legal principle, translating from the Latin as, "the law does not concern itself with blowjobs", based on the more well known phrase, "de minimis non curat lex", which means, "the law does not concern itself with trifles." The principle holds that blowjobs aren't really sex, and therefore laws regulating sex should not apply, or at least not as strictly, to blowjobs. Although the principle of "de fellationibus non curat lex" is often credited with former U.S. President Bill Clinton's victory against impeachment, it should be noted that the principle is not universally accepted, and persons who intend to participate, either as the insertive or the receptive partner, in blowjobs should familiarize themselves with the particular laws of their jurisdiction.

Defense counsel: Your Honor, my client clearly cannot be charged under this statue; after all, de fellationibus non curat lex.

Judge: This court has no choice but to side with the defense. Case dismissed!

by Atemperman May 27, 2006

Corvair

Chevrolet car built from 1960-1969. First popular American car built with a RR (rear-engined, rear-wheel drive) drivetrain layout, and a horizontally opposed engine. It was popular in all model-years it was produced, although its sales were diminished beginning in 1965 following the introduction of the Ford Mustang and Ralph Nader's report "Unsafe at Any Speed", which attacked the Corvair for having stability problems and dangerous fuel systems(although Chevrolet did correct these problems in 1965). The Corvair was one of the first "import killers" manufactured, being small, sporty, and economical. The simple Horizontally-Opposed 164 cu. 6-cylinder engine was easy to service and required little maintnence, and got excellent gas mileage. It was the only car to incorporate a 4-wheel fully independent suspension system (besides the Corvette) in the 1960's, one of the first two cars to use a turbocharger, and the first car to feature a folding rear seat for additional cargo room.

That '64 Corvair Spyder sure looks good, but I prefer my '66 Corvair Corsa Turbocharger.

by monzacorvair66 August 29, 2003

curbage

When driving in car and you, or whoever is driving, run over the curb.

Scenario:
Your in the car and the driver (Jane) just runs over the curb.

"Nice curbage Jane."

by Lilokins July 24, 2008

churva

an expression used to pertain to something that cannot be adequately expressed or explained.
originated from the word chuva

oh you know... the churva?!
if you can't say anything else or speechless they say, CHURVA!

by LESTAT DU LIONCOURT October 26, 2006

Cervantes

This given name denotes an intelligent, opinionated person who poses superior wit and charm. This person can be considered larger than life due to their grandiose dreams, actions and lifestyle. Also, poses a joie de vivre that makes this person adventurous, fun and overall and incredible person. If you are lucky enough to encounter one with the surname Julian consider yourself incredibly lucky

Did you meet that guy Cervantes, he has to be the most interesting man in the world.

by contrarebel June 1, 2011

Curvalumptious

When a girl is damn fine with a curvy body.

"Oooooh shit. That girl is curvalumptious!"

by boom boom chap January 23, 2009

Curacao

Curaçao is a Dutch Caribbean island, named after the Romanian word 'cur' (meaning 'ass') and the Portuguese word 'açao' (meaning 'action'). As a result, this island is mostly known for its ass action scene.

I just booked my flight to Curacao!
Nice! I hope you enjoy your ass action!

by CuracaoAfficionado April 9, 2022