Curtis

A cheating cunt. A man who would do anything it takes to win and has no dignity or morals

Hey monkeyboy, I heard you got kicked off Red Alert because you cheat all the time. You are such a Curtis

by Matt4406 February 21, 2010

Curtis

A person who puts himself above everyone else. This person thinks they are the greatest thing to walk the earth. They are horribly delusional when it comes to how 'productive' they are with women. Usually tells a good story, but in reality is a closet gay.

Boy A:Dude, she was so in to me...She wanted it...
Boy B: You're such a fucking CURTIS!!

by MlkChocolate10129 November 16, 2010

curtis

Someone who has a short temper and refuses to shave.

"Look at those sideburns!"
"Yeah but watch out he's a curtis"

by |,,| -_- |,,| May 13, 2009

Curtis

One who is or seriously acts like a hobag, ho, fro-ho baggins, ho dangles, hozilla, hotastrophy, ho dog, ho ho, etc....

Man you are being such a Curtis, just give me a piece of pizza with out trying to trick me into throwing away the box.

by Won't let you walk upstairs November 17, 2010

Curtis

An annoying species of human. Often dislikes by many.

Omg sally stop acting like Curtis nobody will like you!

by Ashley Barth June 22, 2017

curtis

someone who shows no signs of getting up off of his sofa, has all his meals delivered to him. he spends most of his days jacking off to cartoon porn - has been known to get up off his sofa but only for the tv remote if he's dropped it or if theres a really shit programme on that he dosent like

person1: my dads such a fucking curtis, every time i see him hes on the sofa
person2: ye my dads like that to
person1: what a pair of douches

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009

curtis

an extremely hot environment; usually, but not always, indoors; usually used as a replacement for the word "hot" to illustrate the extreme heat

The thermostat was broken and the temperature continued to rise, prompting Corey to say, "It is absolutely curtis in here!"

by Jackonrad December 15, 2008