coosie

as stated in Blood on The Bed by Sick Animation

Well son, a coosie is a hole in a woman’s body
And once a month it get’s real bloody
Once a month yeah that’s a fact
But that’s cool cause I like it like that

Dad you got blood on your bed. Why?
Son, that’s from your momma’s coosie

by jdiddy123 December 19, 2007

choosy

choosy - (choosey)

(informal)

someone who is choosy will only accept things that they like a lot or they consider to be very good.

* choosy about :
She’s very choosy about clothes.

* choosy about :
She’s very choosy about clothes.

by wankstajavier May 18, 2014

bit-choosy

How to cover up calling someone a bitch when they unexpectedly walk in on the conversation.

Trent is being a little bit-CHOOSY about what he wants to do tonight.

by bigbadmama January 25, 2011

crooshbaggery

A portmanteau of croosh and douchebaggery. It is douchebaggery to the absolute extreme.

Did you see that guy kick that blind man and then steal his wallet? What crooshbaggery.

by MJMizzle August 28, 2006

choosymk

Hes a cutie who is very good at fortnite and hosts awesome customs. He's also really cute.

Timmy: "OMG IS THAT CHOOSYMK, HES SO CUTE"

by bobcatissomuchbetterthanyou December 21, 2020

Choosing my battles

Making a decision based upton what is most worth fighting for.

You make choosing my battles real easy at this point.

by PineappleJuice May 1, 2015

Cuomosexual

Someone who possesses a powerful urge to engage in various sexual behaviors with a member of the Cuomo family. It is unclear if this novel sexual orientation is COVID19-specific and temporary or if it will remain as an add-on to pre-existing sexual preferences. Cuomosexuals also identify as heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, or homosexual, therefore engagement in mundane sexual behaviors with significant others can resume simultaneously . Interviews with Cuomosexuals consistently reveal that urges began in Mid-March and peek during COVID19 pandemic press conferences and/or news broadcasts. Hypothesized social causes include increased time alone in bed watching split screen images of said siblings during COVID19 pandemic.

When I couldn't get wet without my CNN fix, I realized I had become a Cuomosexual. After breaking the news to my husband, he pushed my head down and declared he was too!

by Hudson Body of Wisdom May 14, 2020